We broke up because...
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He wanted me to be his sugar momma! But my sugar daddy wouldn't pay for it.0
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He was a Mr. Know it all0
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She mistook me for a man0
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SHE made me laugh too hard. I have the bladder of a kitten.0
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when she needed to go to the bathroom... I used to sing "let it go!, let it go can't hold it back anymore! " I guess it took it's toll
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Lmao.......ummm made me laugh all the time...and i have a weak bladder0
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I tried so hard to change my looks so that she wouldn't laugh... I even grew a tache! she freaked out and ran away! ;p0
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She was so determined..0
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I found the neighbours wife in our closet....0
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She wouldnt let the neihbors wife join in0
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I said ok to the neighbours wife joining and the next thing the neighbours for a block around ius showed up....0
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He hates pussycats.0
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She talked about her lady bits like its was an actual cat.0
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she didn't like my pus$y..cat
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She walked around in black and white!0
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oh my ... not going there Holly
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He couldn't get the point that I'm demisexual.0
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Im pansexual and out ranked him
Jk
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don't like consulting a dictionary before sex0
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Preferred to read than have actual sex0
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cause I made up some new words while screaming and he didnt like it0
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in Italian !0
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He wasnt into foreign languages. I thought they gave spice
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I don't like spicy foods0
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english spanish french - AllSpice0
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I thought we'd sorted our problems
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Tried to feed me to dingos0
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I'm not into chicks.0
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tried to feed me! lol0
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i didnt understand his lingo.0
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