How to fail at weight loss

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  • julslea
    julslea Posts: 436 Member
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    Eat toilet paper its light and helps fill your stomach......

    I spray with oil and pop it into the oven. I call it toilet chips.


    OMG...too funny!

    :laugh:
  • crisanderson27
    crisanderson27 Posts: 5,343 Member
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    Absolutly No SEX! It kills your drive to workout! LMAO
    Or, use sex as a workout! Your *only* workout~! :love:
    BINGO!

    With the right exercise partner...this is viable peeps...

    =D
  • dawniewest
    dawniewest Posts: 37 Member
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    Skip Breakfast. That way you have like, a third more calories to eat later in the day!:huh:
  • Adelphia
    Adelphia Posts: 176
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    If you're like me and you have a job where you're constantly on your feets, then by all means indulge in whatever your coworkers have decided the daily binge will be. You'll burn off those three handfuls of chocolate covered whatsits and five donut holes in no time~.
  • pauldbarnhart
    pauldbarnhart Posts: 5,999 Member
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    Sign up for every advertised weight loss plan there is...those results they advertise are "not typical", so you'll obviously lose more than those "not typical" people.
  • kimmerroze
    kimmerroze Posts: 1,330 Member
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    Eat toilet paper its light and helps fill your stomach......

    I spray with oil and pop it into the oven. I call it toilet chips.


    OMG...too funny!

    :laugh:

    Bahahahaha this was tooo hilarious. lol By far my favorite.

    I will add

    starvation mode is fake, don't listen to it. as long as you eat something you arent "STARVING"
  • kapeluza
    kapeluza Posts: 3,434 Member
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    Eating stuffed crust pizza and then 2 hours later closing the night with a large glass of milk and 15 oreo cookies
  • pauldbarnhart
    pauldbarnhart Posts: 5,999 Member
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    *** crap! Gotta stop reading this before I go into a feeding frenzy ***

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