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Rarely gets on MFP

Divorced me to Join Milli Vanilli!

hes hot for me

Pays people to let him win his Tennis matches!

@Spnneil06 keeps talking about me

Is a Beeraholic! Had to go to Rehab!

Chaelaz wrote: »

She doesn't always drink beer, but when she does...she calls me cuz I got the good stuff.

thought we were lying?

FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »

Is a Beeraholic! Had to go to Rehab!

Hey, supposed to be lies!

@KuchiKopiNightLight It's as Anime as they let on.

anro86 wrote: »

Cant leg press over 200 lbs

Only works out with those nice pink dumbbells and then stops when the first drops of sweat appear on her forehead.

Has her legs insured for 1 million and is a total hypocrite!

Has a master plan to steal my glasses after an invitation to a romantic dinner and too many glasses of wine. Dude you could just ask!

Likes to foil my plans to hit and quit men.

CarrC83 wrote: »

Thinks I'm NOT getting those glasses..first the glasses then THE WORLD!!!

His plans of world domination are only remembered at night when he's trying to sleep, by day he can't remember.

Hangs out at the local Renaissance Fair in period costume so that she can even out the tan on her decolletage. While at the fair, she will practice her Chaucerian English by collecting phone numbers boys and gentlemen with appropriately sized cod pieces.

doesn't even have toe nails because of a run in with @standenvernet