We broke up because...
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When i said lets role play ..he didn't get that i meant with me0
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He always came home with tissue and oil in strange places0
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I tried to explain but she wouldn't listen...
I was framed by tom lawson ...honest
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Kept pulling the tissues with oil out of my azz crack.0
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Thought I was too handsy and controlling.0
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She wanted control of everything from our bank account to my manly bits.....0
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Because she didn't like my collection of clown memorabilia and tried to make me get rid of it.0
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We always fought about who was better Batman or Spiderman0
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She would only have sexy time if I dressed like Ronald McDonald0
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She ran off with 6 of the neighbours...0
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She found out our neighbors were Sam Worthington, Manu Bennett, Paul Rudd, Gerard Butler, Thomas Jane and Sean Connery! And should have expected it!0
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She never let me win at Trivial Pursuit...0
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Said I was a sore winner0
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My extra-curricular activities were messing with her political aspirations0
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Because I didn't respect the DH rule!0
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You would not lift the heavy boxes0
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because i am not lesbian0
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she wasnt into trying new things0
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He kept trying to introduce new weird people into our relationship0
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I wanted to much cuddles0
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She kept hiding behind herself!
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I caught him on meatspin. He was at 4100 spins.0
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The duck....always had to have a place in bed.0
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She had too many girlfriends...wait that wouldn't be it at all!!!0
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he always spoke in a terrible russian accent even though he is from America0
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