We broke up because...
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She didn't like pineapple on her pizza.0
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She always tried to say that Pizza was dessert!0
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wouldn't try my pepperoni ... pizza0
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Was inflexible about pizza toppings
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her flexibility made me look rigid0
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He was always stiff
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couldn't walk around in public due to above comment0
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Damn it Im not breaking up with you ..lets make up
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The time differences made it too difficult
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she was insensitive to my feelings0
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she said look but dont touch0
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She never took the time to get to know me.0
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Haha, probably true.Mr_Stabbems wrote: »she said look but dont touch0 -
MrsBooBear wrote: »She never took the time to get to know me.
She never took out the trash0 -
tease
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I didn't know how to tease0
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She didn't know she was a natural tease
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Boo.....wasn't into monogamy..I wanted her all to myself ..0
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MrBooBear came home early!0
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He wouldn't share!0
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Blamed me for the broken leg as he dived out the bedroom window to escape0
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She always smelled of the sauerkraut she constantly ate, and I just couldn't take it any more. Either that, or she was too good for me.0
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Always complained about my Job at the Sour Kraut Factory! I was too good for her anyway!!! ;p0
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Our combined hair glory made the rest of the world jealous so they intentionally tore us apart.0
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She wouldn't let me into the middle of that glorious ginger sandwich0
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I could not compete with the red bombshell0
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Because she didn't tell me she was 100! haha0
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she gets really loud during jiggy jiggy, my neighbours called the police0
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When I showed up as the cop he wouldn't let me get in on the action.0
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The things he wanted me to do to that duck were just too weird0
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