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She kept yelling Duck!!! but I just covered so obviously it didnt work out0
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She couldn't pronounce the safe word.0
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We didn't speak the same language0
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She intimidated me with her stretching0
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I always had to limber up before we got down to it.0
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He wasn't limber enough
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She would always stare at me weirdly
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She thought I was staring at her weirdly, when in reality I just thought she was really pretty and always wanted to look at her.0
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I couldnt believe my eyes were seeing how she was twisting and turning0
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didn't like to twist and turn.0
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Hell no ..you can't leave me...
I will hunt you down my love...Oh btw Im ignoring the restraining order 0 -
the long distance relationship was awful0
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she was too hot to handle.0
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She only thought blondes were hot0
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Damn man..I just finished telling you ..we aren't breaking up... 0
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Wouldn't stop trying to get back with her ex0
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Wouldn't make it a 3some0
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wouldn't join my harem0
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Has a harem0
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I would never wear green for her0
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He cheated on me with every girl on the block0
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She came to Florida, but didn't visit me!
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was too busy attending all her Ms East Coast commitments.0
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Had another wife in Canada0
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too many threesomes0
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I always felt like an empty tube of toothpaste.0
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Because he was prettier than me and I couldn't stand it!0
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blondeinnj wrote: »Had another wife in Canada
she just advises me on the differences between the American and Canadian healthcare systems.
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she doesn't want me to inquire about anything
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So many wives he couldn't remember my name0
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i have an app for that now but she left anyway0
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