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hotpink_meow Posts: 1,252 Member

July 2015

Cause he don't know how to smile

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GFitMan Posts: 6,767 Member

July 2015

hahahaha ok u r correct - believe it or not i'm lol there

can't love me just the way i am - sympathy play here

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hotpink_meow Posts: 1,252 Member

July 2015 edited July 2015

Cheesy face is more fun than sad look.

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GFitMan Posts: 6,767 Member

July 2015

oh you love me - come back

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CherylanneCorsini Posts: 50 Member

July 2015

Was always wearing pink socks to bed.

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musclegood_fatbad Posts: 9,809 Member

July 2015

Always washed my socks with the red shirts.

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Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member

July 2015 edited July 2015

suzreen wrote: »

Because he was prettier than me and I couldn't stand it!

@suzreen From someone as lovely as you that's quite a compliment!

Every time she washed my socks they came out pink. They started out black I don't even know how that happens...?

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slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member

July 2015

Ok...we finally broke up..not sure what i did ..last i saw was his bare *kitten* running out the door and him screaming
I think i bit too hard

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MissRheingold Posts: 2,013 Member

July 2015

she had fangs!

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slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member

July 2015

He kept me in the dark about everything

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Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member

July 2015

She never could remember to pay our bills, our electricity was always getting turned off.

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asianfashionista86 Posts: 5,039 Member

July 2015

He was always cycling somewhere suspicious

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YAMBAM20 Posts: 133 Member

July 2015

She always took my clothes.

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suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member

July 2015

He was too busy plotting world domination to take me to the movies or anything.

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Go_Mizzou99 Posts: 2,628 Member

July 2015

Wouldn't even go to the movies when world domination flicks were playing.

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FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member

July 2015

He would obsessively take notes when we would go to the movies!

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blu_de_ville Posts: 4,296 Member

July 2015

FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »

He would obsessively take notes when we would go to the movies!

Didn't like me talking during the movie

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Mr_Stabbems Posts: 4,771 Member

July 2015

she likes odd things in the bed room

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FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member

July 2015

She'd always get us kicked out of the movies so I started taking our Sexy neighbor instead!

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Ria_StayingFit Posts: 6,891 Member

July 2015

She kept stepping out with the sexy neighbour but would get mad when I did.

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Mr_Stabbems Posts: 4,771 Member

July 2015

it wasnt the same after the neighbour

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JacquiMayCrook Posts: 308 Member

July 2015

We just couldn't see eye to eye

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Go_Mizzou99 Posts: 2,628 Member

July 2015

She ate my bacon sammich and said she would do it again

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blu_de_ville Posts: 4,296 Member

July 2015

Go_Mizzou99 wrote: »

She ate my bacon sammich and said she would do it again

Didn't want to share bacon

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FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member

July 2015

She thought calling me porky was cute!

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blu_de_ville Posts: 4,296 Member

July 2015

FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »

She thought calling me porky was cute!

It's not?

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Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member

July 2015

Has red hair but no Scottish accent

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MrsGreen140 Posts: 212 Member

July 2015 edited July 2015

Only because you always took all of the marshmallows from the Lucky Charms cereal. Why??

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