We broke up because...

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  hotpink_meow Posts: 1,252 Member

  July 2015

  Cause he don't know how to smile

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  GFitMan Posts: 6,767 Member

  July 2015

  hahahaha ok u r correct - believe it or not i'm lol there
  
  can't love me just the way i am - sympathy play here

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  hotpink_meow Posts: 1,252 Member

  July 2015 edited July 2015

  Cheesy face is more fun than sad look.

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  GFitMan Posts: 6,767 Member

  July 2015

  oh you love me - come back

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  CherylanneCorsini Posts: 50 Member

  July 2015

  Was always wearing pink socks to bed.

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  musclegood_fatbad Posts: 9,809 Member

  July 2015

  Always washed my socks with the red shirts.

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  Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member

  July 2015 edited July 2015

  suzreen wrote: »

  Because he was prettier than me and I couldn't stand it!

  
  @suzreen From someone as lovely as you that's quite a compliment!
  
  Every time she washed my socks they came out pink. They started out black I don't even know how that happens...?

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  slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member

  July 2015

  Ok...we finally broke up..not sure what i did ..last i saw was his bare *kitten* running out the door and him screaming
  I think i bit too hard

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  MissRheingold Posts: 2,013 Member

  July 2015

  she had fangs!

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  July 2015

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  slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member

  July 2015

  He kept me in the dark about everything

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  Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member

  July 2015

  She never could remember to pay our bills, our electricity was always getting turned off.

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  asianfashionista86 Posts: 5,039 Member

  July 2015

  He was always cycling somewhere suspicious

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  YAMBAM20 Posts: 133 Member

  July 2015

  She always took my clothes.

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  suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member

  July 2015

  He was too busy plotting world domination to take me to the movies or anything.

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  Go_Mizzou99 Posts: 2,628 Member

  July 2015

  Wouldn't even go to the movies when world domination flicks were playing.

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  FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member

  July 2015

  He would obsessively take notes when we would go to the movies!

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  blu_de_ville Posts: 4,296 Member

  July 2015

  FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »

  He would obsessively take notes when we would go to the movies!

  
  Didn't like me talking during the movie

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  Mr_Stabbems Posts: 4,771 Member

  July 2015

  she likes odd things in the bed room

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  FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member

  July 2015

  She'd always get us kicked out of the movies so I started taking our Sexy neighbor instead!

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  Ria_StayingFit Posts: 6,891 Member

  July 2015

  She kept stepping out with the sexy neighbour but would get mad when I did.

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  Mr_Stabbems Posts: 4,771 Member

  July 2015

  it wasnt the same after the neighbour

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  JacquiMayCrook Posts: 308 Member

  July 2015

  We just couldn't see eye to eye

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  Go_Mizzou99 Posts: 2,628 Member

  July 2015

  She ate my bacon sammich and said she would do it again

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  blu_de_ville Posts: 4,296 Member

  July 2015

  Go_Mizzou99 wrote: »

  She ate my bacon sammich and said she would do it again

  
  Didn't want to share bacon

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  FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member

  July 2015

  She thought calling me porky was cute!

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  blu_de_ville Posts: 4,296 Member

  July 2015

  FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »

  She thought calling me porky was cute!

  
  It's not?

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  Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member

  July 2015

  Has red hair but no Scottish accent

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  MrsGreen140 Posts: 212 Member

  July 2015 edited July 2015

  Only because you always took all of the marshmallows from the Lucky Charms cereal. Why??

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