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Could low-rise jeans have changed my body shape?

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  • Posts: 4,648 Member
    Wow like using a muscle every day for regular bowel movements has any effect on my personality. It might make me happier than an irritated, ignorant man trying to poorly insult me over a muscle. BRAVO

    You would think someone with a screen name like that would have a sense of humor. Yikes.

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    This thread delivers.

    Placenta.

    I fell off the couch laughing. Thanks a lot
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    I know what you are talking about! My pants are worn around my hips like most people and right at the point where the top of the pants sit there is an accumulation of fat, its called dun-lop disease. Yet the part where my belt cinches around my hips there is no fat. I think my pants and belt have formed this accumulation. I believe what you're saying is possible.
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    I know what you are talking about! My pants are worn around my hips like most people and right at the point where the top of the pants sit there is an accumulation of fat, its called dun-lop disease. Yet the part where my belt cinches around my hips there is no fat. I think my pants and belt have formed this accumulation. I believe what you're saying is possible.

    Sounds like fitting data to the, er, curve, so to speak.

    Maybe the real story here is that pant-makers noted the prevalence of muffin-tops in today's SAD society and re-designed their wares accordingly?

    Fortunately the condition, whether it was aided by or had nothing to do with pant design (not a believer myself), is reversible.
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    Right or wrong, I'm convinced that my b-shaped belly was caused by years and years of size denial and wearing my pants at my belly button. Don't try to reason with me with your gobbledygook about genetics. I'M CONVINCED!
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    OMG, my too tight knee high socks caused my fat calves!!!
  • Posts: 5,377 Member
    I'm not following. Isn't this basically the same as having a prominent inguinal crease, but OP is calling it a bad thing?
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    Of course, it's very nutritious.


    Wow like using a muscle every day for regular bowel movements has any effect on my personality. It might make me happier than an irritated, ignorant man trying to poorly insult me over a muscle. BRAVO
    No need to get so clenched up about the subject.
    I mean it seems you're a little retentive about the subject.
    No one is saying your personality depends solely on your username.
    I mean some people have usernames where you think they' have a sense of humor, but sometimes that guess is just a crap shoot.
    You should listen because to DavPaul, on plenty of thread's he's shown he knows his $#1+.
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    senecarr wrote: »
    No need to get so clenched up about the subject.
    I mean it seems you're a little retentive about the subject.
    No one is saying your personality depends solely on your username.
    I mean some people have usernames where you think they' have a sense of humor, but sometimes that guess is just a crap shoot.
    You should listen because to DavPaul, on plenty of thread's he's shown he knows his $#1+.

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    ^^^ Agreed. It will all come out fine in the end.

    So long as she just keeps going through the motions...
  • Posts: 458 Member
    Just tell them to butt out...
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    ^^^ Agreed. It will all come out fine in the end.

    The "ends" justify the "mean"s.
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    senecarr wrote: »
    No need to get so clenched up about the subject.
    I mean it seems you're a little retentive about the subject.
    No one is saying your personality depends solely on your username.
    I mean some people have usernames where you think they' have a sense of humor, but sometimes that guess is just a crap shoot.
    You should listen because to DavPaul, on plenty of thread's he's shown he knows his $#1+.

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  • Posts: 34,971 Member

    ^^^ Agreed. It will all come out fine in the end.

    So long as she just keeps going through the motions...
    Just tell them to butt out...

    The "ends" justify the "mean"s.
    Wipe the slate clean.

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  • Posts: 474 Member
    edited July 2015
    Right or wrong, I'm convinced that my b-shaped belly was caused by years and years of size denial and wearing my pants at my belly button. Don't try to reason with me with your gobbledygook about genetics. I'M CONVINCED!

    On A Bra That Fits on Reddit, they claim that an ill-fitting bra can cause breast tissue to migrate over time into the underarm area. If that is possible, then I don't see why it wouldn't be possible on other areas of the body.

    But I am skeptical. If binding clothes were effective for directing fat deposits, I doubt corsets would ever have gone out of fashion.
  • Posts: 7,237 Member
    DavPul wrote: »
    If you thought what the jeans did to your hips was bad, wait till you see the affect your screen name has on your personality

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  • Posts: 4,590 Member
    LOL. OK, all bungholes aside, your shape is genetically determined, and things do also change somewhat as the years go by. The only time I think clothing would actually change someone's body is like in the case of those extreme corseters who are compressing their ribs and crushing their insides into unnatural shapes daily.
  • Posts: 3,942 Member
    Looks like everyone just piles in now.
  • Posts: 10,347 Member
    edited July 2015
    C'mon guys, time to put a stoppage on this unending flow of banality.
  • Posts: 34,971 Member
    ZoeLifts wrote: »
    C'mon guys, time to put a stoppage on this unending flow of banality.

    No. Don't listen to this one. Let the corn flow through you..errr...I mean...
  • Posts: 1,172 Member
    edited July 2015
    DavPul wrote: »
    If you thought what the jeans did to your hips was bad, wait till you see the affect your screen name has on your personality

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    edited July 2015
    The OP should start a movement to get jeans manufacturers to fix this.
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    The OP should start a movement to get jeans manufacturers to fix this.

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  • Posts: 4,535 Member
    Don't ever google "placenta gifs".
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    DavPul wrote: »
    If you thought what the jeans did to your hips was bad, wait till you see the affect your screen name has on your personality

    Rotfl you literally made my week with that one DavPul :D
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