We broke up because...
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I was jealous of her legs0
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She only saw me in black and white0
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She was Color blind!0
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She resented me for working0
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He just ignored me0
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She thought that I should give her 100% of my attention 24/7! I need me time especially in the Ladies Room!0
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wanted me for more than 24 hours a day - wasn't very good at math0
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He was always calling me a Dummy!0
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But *dummy* ..that was my term of endearment0
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wouldn't allow math related feedback0
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Was always trying to be a smarty pants in the house!0
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Didn't abide by my no pants rule.0
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that's cuz you gave all my other pants to some guy0
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Wasn't charitable...0
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Accused me of having others ..0
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She had others on her Speed dial0
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she stopped taking me out because she was embarrassed of me
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Yeah she smiled waaaay tooo much! It made me look like a Grouch!0
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She was a pessimist0
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Always used big words. Make brain hurt.0
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Was a bit simple
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He was infamous for having brain freeze0
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I wouldn't let her get on my shoulders at concerts if she had muddy shoes.0
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he couldn't stand a mess, and I'm always covered in boogers.0
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Most of the boogers belonged to the neighbor and not the kids!0
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Well, besides always being covered in boogers, she also could always out wait me on cleaning the cat box. No matter how high that pile got, she would wait till I couldn't stand it and had to clean it.0
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She ate all the marshmallows in the lucky charms0
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He didn't even lift.....0
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She ignored me0
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