We broke up because...
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She wouldn't give me the time of the day. Was always chasing after some beach bum.0
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cause she hurt her neck cause im too tall.0
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He didn't like my cooking0
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Couldn't dance the salsa.0
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Would never do the tango. I liked that more!0
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Never knew what she meant.0
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Wouldn't duet Disney songs with me.0
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Michael_Lucas wrote: »she had too much buns for my anaconda.
Couldn't handle my buns of steel0 -
Michael_Lucas wrote: »Wouldn't duet Disney songs with me.
why did we breakup again?0 -
Michael_Lucas wrote: »Wouldn't duet Disney songs with me.
why did we breakup again?
I ask myself that while I stare at my mural of you over my bed0 -
she had a mural of some random woman, didnt bother me until i realised the colouring was made from the woman in questions skin flakes...0
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Always had camo paint on most of his body. Thought it made him invisible.0
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Mr_Stabbems wrote: »she had a mural of some random woman
I was always a random woman to him
@blurodriguez7 let's have our happily ever after now!0 -
He would only talk to my boobs. I mean, a little eye contact doesn't hurt.0
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She would walk around naked and expect me not to look, what a tease!0
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she never wore a bra...then blamed me for looking damn you Mel!
She was the strangest lady i'd ever met0 -
We didn't break up, he's locked up in my basement.0
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"prior issues in his life" then immediately got on OkCupid which I sure solved all his "issues."0
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She was always bringing up past lovers.0
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Thought I was a creep a weirdo always wondered what I was doing there0
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