We broke up because...
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she had a mural of some random woman, didnt bother me until i realised the colouring was made from the woman in questions skin flakes...0
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Always had camo paint on most of his body. Thought it made him invisible.0
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Mr_Stabbems wrote: »she had a mural of some random woman
I was always a random woman to him
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He would only talk to my boobs. I mean, a little eye contact doesn't hurt.0
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She would walk around naked and expect me not to look, what a tease!0
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she never wore a bra...then blamed me for looking damn you Mel!
She was the strangest lady i'd ever met0 -
We didn't break up, he's locked up in my basement.0
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"prior issues in his life" then immediately got on OkCupid which I sure solved all his "issues."0
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She was always bringing up past lovers.0
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Thought I was a creep a weirdo always wondered what I was doing there0
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I was jealous of how awesome she was.0
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He used mops to dust instead of brooms O_o0
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The dog would attack anytime I tried to be intimate.0
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He barked like a dog whenever we were intimate.0
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Always thought I loved my dog more than him0
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She spent 10 times as much time with her dog.0
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She smelled like a dog.0
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He expected everyone to smell like bacon0
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She thought I was a man.0
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She hated the fact that I'm gender blind0
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Always tried to get me to wear dresses.0
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Was too much man for my taste.
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he was always trying to lick my face0
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She always had food in the corners of her mouth and wouldn't let me get it for her.0
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She'd agree to a date then leave me to babysit and bring me back a piece of cheesecake
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Beast_Mode_Engaged wrote: »She would never let me be the big spoon.
he always wanted to spoon wearing a banana hammock. grossed me out.0 -
she wouldn't let me have my In & Out burgers animal style
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