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  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,225 Member
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    She wouldn't give me the time of the day. Was always chasing after some beach bum.
  • dfavela1988
    dfavela1988 Posts: 892 Member
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    cause she hurt her neck cause im too tall.
  • MallowM
    MallowM Posts: 66 Member
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    He didn't like my cooking
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,768 Member
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    Couldn't dance the salsa.
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,225 Member
    edited July 2015
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    Would never do the tango. I liked that more!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    Never knew what she meant.
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,768 Member
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    Wouldn't duet Disney songs with me.
  • blu_de_ville
    blu_de_ville Posts: 4,296 Member
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    Michael_Lucas wrote: »
    she had too much buns for my anaconda.

    Couldn't handle my buns of steel
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,225 Member
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    Michael_Lucas wrote: »
    Wouldn't duet Disney songs with me.

    <3 why did we breakup again?
  • blu_de_ville
    blu_de_ville Posts: 4,296 Member
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    PewterSky wrote: »
    Michael_Lucas wrote: »
    Wouldn't duet Disney songs with me.

    <3 why did we breakup again?

    I ask myself that while I stare at my mural of you over my bed
  • Mr_Stabbems
    Mr_Stabbems Posts: 4,773 Member
    edited July 2015
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    she had a mural of some random woman, didnt bother me until i realised the colouring was made from the woman in questions skin flakes...
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,768 Member
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    Always had camo paint on most of his body. Thought it made him invisible.
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,225 Member
    edited July 2015
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    Mr_Stabbems wrote: »
    she had a mural of some random woman

    I was always a random woman to him :'(

    @blurodriguez7 :* let's have our happily ever after now!
  • BigLifter10
    BigLifter10 Posts: 1,151 Member
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    He would only talk to my boobs. I mean, a little eye contact doesn't hurt.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    She would walk around naked and expect me not to look, what a tease!
  • Mr_Stabbems
    Mr_Stabbems Posts: 4,773 Member
    edited July 2015
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    she never wore a bra...then blamed me for looking damn you Mel!

    She was the strangest lady i'd ever met
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    We didn't break up, he's locked up in my basement.
  • DebraYvonne
    DebraYvonne Posts: 632 Member
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    "prior issues in his life" then immediately got on OkCupid which I sure solved all his "issues."
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,768 Member
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    She was always bringing up past lovers.
  • blu_de_ville
    blu_de_ville Posts: 4,296 Member
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    Thought I was a creep a weirdo always wondered what I was doing there

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