We broke up because...
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She thought I had bad taste in makeup0
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Her pup upstaged my cuteness one too many times0
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Wouldn't let me create a chronomancer >.<0
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laughed when we reversed roles0
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Was always behind me ..I never saw his face
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giddy up 0
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sunn_lighter wrote: »Wouldn't respect my authority as the dungeon master.
She took d and d literally0 -
In a drunken stupor I attempted to argue that Superman was better than batman. She never forgave me even after I explained it was the scotch talking!0
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Promised me that he'd stop drinking, but had scotch dripping from his beard0
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Couldn't get close to her...dog kept trying to bite me0
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Pup bit her because he thought the heart was food0
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Her pup bit me0
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She didn't bite hard enough.0
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I like dogs0
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She never took me out on a leash.0
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She found mufasa
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I'm sorry, it was the voice!
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I'm allergic to cats!0
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She sneezed in bed too much.0
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Was always licking herself0
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Didnt approve of Self Love!
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She was always travelling without me.0
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She didnt like to fly, sail, drive... Quite a homebody!
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She left for for the east!0
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She was a Westerner
I hated Western Music! ;p0 -
Listened to Garth Brooks songs on repeat.0
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It was the only cassette in the car0
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Always used all my lipstick!0
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