We broke up because...

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  • LivyMarie93
    LivyMarie93 Posts: 134 Member
    edited July 2015
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    She doesn't like Austin Powers
  • Hea1thyGam3r
    Hea1thyGam3r Posts: 1,356 Member
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    She was very pawsy!
  • akris2
    akris2 Posts: 362 Member
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    He had his hands all over me all the time.
  • Hea1thyGam3r
    Hea1thyGam3r Posts: 1,356 Member
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    So soft and squirmy......
  • akris2
    akris2 Posts: 362 Member
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    He just was always soft. Never hard.
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
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    She just wouldn't let me have any down time
  • akris2
    akris2 Posts: 362 Member
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    He always spent his time downtown. Never looked me in the face.
  • 33Chief
    33Chief Posts: 106 Member
    edited July 2015
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    She always wanted me to look at her face :)
  • akris2
    akris2 Posts: 362 Member
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    It got awkward - he never broke eye contact.
  • LivyMarie93
    LivyMarie93 Posts: 134 Member
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    She thought I had bad taste in makeup
  • Hea1thyGam3r
    Hea1thyGam3r Posts: 1,356 Member
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    Her pup upstaged my cuteness one too many times
  • Hea1thyGam3r
    Hea1thyGam3r Posts: 1,356 Member
    edited July 2015
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    Wouldn't let me create a chronomancer >.<
  • GFitMan
    GFitMan Posts: 6,767 Member
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    laughed when we reversed roles
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Was always behind me ..I never saw his face :p
  • GFitMan
    GFitMan Posts: 6,767 Member
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    giddy up :p
  • blu_de_ville
    blu_de_ville Posts: 4,296 Member
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    sunn_lighter wrote: »
    Wouldn't respect my authority as the dungeon master.

    She took d and d literally
  • Hea1thyGam3r
    Hea1thyGam3r Posts: 1,356 Member
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    In a drunken stupor I attempted to argue that Superman was better than batman. She never forgave me even after I explained it was the scotch talking!
  • LivyMarie93
    LivyMarie93 Posts: 134 Member
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    Promised me that he'd stop drinking, but had scotch dripping from his beard

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