We broke up because...

slimgirljo15 · July 2015

I never saw her face

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy · July 2015

Had more guy friends than I did.

NewNaomi2015 · July 2015

He was afraid to mess up my hair

blu_de_ville · July 2015

She wanted to shave my hair off

slimgirljo15 · July 2015

Took hours a day to do her hair ..no time for me

skahtboi · July 2015

Was always needing more time!

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy · July 2015

Caught her fluffing somebody else's duck!

Hea1thyGam3r · July 2015

Very sketchy, gave me a bad feeling

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy · July 2015

He cried after we made love.

Hea1thyGam3r · July 2015

It was too big, I told you more and I didn't mean that! The trauma... the trauma!

slimgirljo15 · July 2015

Was healthy and a gamer ..I was not

NewNaomi2015 · July 2015

Cause @Michael_Lucas cheated on me with @Hea1thyGam3r

@SlimGirlJo cause she thought I spent too much time on my hair

blu_de_ville · July 2015

She didn't approve of my hours on Skyrim

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy · July 2015

Whenever we had an argument she would scream FUS RO DAH. I had no comeback.

NewNaomi2015 · July 2015

I just didn't have words.

Because he made another man cry

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy · July 2015

sunn_lighter wrote: »

Michael_Lucas wrote: »

He cried after we made love.

i can't stop laughing
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@Michael_Lucas didn't understand there was furry time and non-furry time

@sunn_lighter I bought her plenty of nice tails and she wouldn't wear them in public!

slimgirljo15 · July 2015

No duck ..no deal...she hated my special ducky wucky

blu_de_ville · July 2015

Expected me to wear other things besides my batman attire

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy · July 2015

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

No duck ..no deal...she hated my special ducky wucky

Aww

one of the many reasons why I will never break up with @slimgirljo15

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