We broke up because...

Hea1thyGam3r · July 2015

blurodriguez7 wrote: »

Expected me to wear other things besides my batman attire

Couldn't get her out of her batman attire

slimgirljo15 · July 2015

My heart belonged to another

blu_de_ville · July 2015

Her heart wasn't in it. And that made her hold back during sexy time

slimgirljo15 · July 2015

She didn't get that I held back for her own saftey

Mr_Dumas · July 2015

She liked Jo more than me

Hea1thyGam3r · July 2015

Was insecure in how I felt about his beef.

Mr_Dumas · July 2015

Cause he was always saying "Where's the Beef?"

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy · July 2015

There was a little too much protein in my diet with him around.

Noelv1976 · July 2015

Don't like it when he called me little guy

FancyPantsFran · July 2015

Kept eating cookies in bed

slimgirljo15 · July 2015

She wouldn't eat my cookie

FancyPantsFran · July 2015

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

She wouldn't eat my cookie

Cause she kept playing hard to get

blu_de_ville · July 2015

She played mind games

FancyPantsFran · July 2015

Kept drinking the last beer

blu_de_ville · July 2015

sunn_lighter wrote: »

called my jedi mind tricks "games"

Didn't buy me death sticks

FancyPantsFran · July 2015

Scared me to death

blu_de_ville · July 2015

She died

freak4iron · July 2015

She didn't like the smell of chloroform

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