We broke up because...
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Didn't fancy herself being a cougar!0
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ALWAYS SAID THE WRONG THING!!!0 -
She was perfect and I couldn't live up to her expectations!0
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Michael_Lucas wrote: »He was right, I couldn't handle the truth. Coincidentally the nickname he gave his third leg.
Too Funny ("how did you know"?)
@Michael_Lucas : He was funnier than me
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Michael_Lucas wrote: »He was right, I couldn't handle the truth. Coincidentally the nickname he gave his third leg.
Too Funny ("how did you know"?)
@Michael_Lucas : He was funnier than me
"The Truth" set me free.0 -
Lied...actually parole set him free0
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He couldn't keep up with me when we were cycling...0
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refused to put wheels on his bike0
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I could find where to attach her training wheels...
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He thought I still needed training.0
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she didn't give me massages.0
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Wouldnt share their beer
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Go_Mizzou99 wrote: »Lied...actually parole set him free
Awesome!!!!
He kept stealing Bandanas from Woody and making him sad!
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He kept making up excuses not to meet0
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She kept pretending she didnt know me around other Women!0
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She called out my dad's name!0
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She said I wasn't woman enough for her.0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »She kept pretending she didnt know me around other Women!
Tried to dress my woody up in a bandanna.
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She'd braid my hair while I was sleeping0
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musclegood_fatbad wrote: »FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »She kept pretending she didnt know me around other Women!
Tried to dress my woody up in a bandanna. Dont forget the cowbot hat! Hahahahahahahahahaha!
He was such a baby and cried if he was awake when I did his hair!0 -
she shot me 5 times
still got a bullet lodged in my chest0 -
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He kept ducking..even though he knew I needed practice shooting0
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she hen pecked me all the time and keyed my carsunn_lighter wrote: »Complained about everything I did.
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He tried to eat some of my pizza
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he smelled like smoke0
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She didnt approve of my Medical Marijuana0
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it made her goofy0
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Had something against "pain relief"0
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