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she was so pickyyyyy0
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Didn't like people with impeccable taste0
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He found someone who thought he was impeccable!
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she didn't like me being impeccable.0
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Wouldnt let me spank him0
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she spanked me too hard.0
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she played too much hide and seek.0
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Turns out he wasnt really Russell Crowe!
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He couldn't squat more than me0
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she was confused between Russell crowe and Leonidas.0
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Always steals my razors0
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I meant Gerard Butler! See??? he was always confusing me!0
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She only wanted partners with movie star looks.
I didn't cut it0 -
She only wanted me for my body0
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His body was off limits!0
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had too many limits.0
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Neglected me0
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lies, lies.0
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Accused me of Lies and cheating!0
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