We broke up because...
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Completely shameless0
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Liked to dominate me in public.0
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You wouldn't let me borrow your Jurassic park shirt , so I took it anyways.0
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Had too many perfect pictures that I couldn't handle0
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I tried to handle what she couldnt handle but ended up not handling it well0
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She broke wind a man could be proud of
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You like heels than me.
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She wore heels for everyone else but me0
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She never bought bacon when she went to the grocery store0
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She didn't like my bikinis.
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she looked better than me in her bikini0
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She didnt like my tan lines0
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She kept breaking my bed0
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He spent longer getting himself ready than I do.0
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Put us into debt buying shoes0
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kept leaving the toilet seat down
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She sold my shoe collection on ebay ;P0
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She was too competitive with our shoes!0
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often said "you scratch me back, I'll scratch yours,"
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I think he had fleas!
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she'd lick the frosting off my doughnuts0
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I could eat Sugar but had to cut out the Grains! He didnt approve!0
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She was too sweet..all that sugar you know0
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she was a frosted flake0
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She thought my new highlights were Cooky!0
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She realized the hair was all I cared about!0
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spent too much money on his hair0
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