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Intermittent Farting.
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OH MY GOD I CANT TOO DAMN FUNNY. Is this serious though
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Serious is such a harsh word...jendiaz9732 wrote: »OH MY GOD I CANT TOO DAMN FUNNY. Is this serious though0 -
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I'll never not be happy when this thread makes a comeback!0
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But does it count if you fart in your sleep how do you keep track, do you track inches lost? 0
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Weigh before sleep; weigh after sleep.EnrgizerBnny wrote: »But does it count if you fart in your sleep how do you keep track, do you track inches lost?
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Weigh before sleep; weigh after sleep.EnrgizerBnny wrote: »But does it count if you fart in your sleep how do you keep track, do you track inches lost?
Duh huh! Lmao
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I fart often If you want listen subscribe to my podcast theonlythingipassisgas0
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I like to wait until elevator rides...and just watch the looks on other faces...
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This whole thread made me laugh so hard, tears came out my eyes and gas out my *kitten*.0
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To maximize the benefits in this kind of situation, you should say "Do you smell popcorn?" and people will take a good sniff... and then watch the faces!!Pinnacle_IAO wrote: »I like to wait until elevator rides...and just watch the looks on other faces...0 -
Sheesh. I work in an office and cannot stifle the giggles and snorts reading page 1. Best wait till hometime lol.
I thought it was a typo.0 -
KaleidoscopeEyes1056 wrote: »But how many calories does it burn and do I need to eat them back?
I'm curious! How does one eat back a fart? :bigsmile:
trap it in a paper bag and then suck it back in. It's also better for the environment.
OMG I am DYING!
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