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Intermittent Farting.

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  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
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  • Pinnacle_IAO
    Pinnacle_IAO Posts: 608 Member
    I like to wait until elevator rides...and just watch the looks on other faces...

  • Sparky_1113
    Sparky_1113 Posts: 2,886 Member
    This whole thread made me laugh so hard, tears came out my eyes and gas out my *kitten*.
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,498 Member
    I like to wait until elevator rides...and just watch the looks on other faces...
    To maximize the benefits in this kind of situation, you should say "Do you smell popcorn?" and people will take a good sniff... and then watch the faces!!
  • allanthfc
    allanthfc Posts: 41 Member
    Sheesh. I work in an office and cannot stifle the giggles and snorts reading page 1. Best wait till hometime lol.

    I thought it was a typo.
  • hollie894
    hollie894 Posts: 60 Member
    But how many calories does it burn and do I need to eat them back?

    I'm curious! How does one eat back a fart? :bigsmile:

    trap it in a paper bag and then suck it back in. It's also better for the environment.

    OMG I am DYING! :D:D:D

  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,498 Member
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  • yusaku02
    yusaku02 Posts: 3,472 Member
    Guys... I'm scared...
    I ate 4 slices of cheesecake yesterday and I'm worried the next fart might not be a fart...
    oh... and I'm at work...
    ...oh god it hurts...
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,498 Member
    yusaku02 wrote: »
    Guys... I'm scared...
    I ate 4 slices of cheesecake yesterday and I'm worried the next fart might not be a fart...
    oh... and I'm at work...
    ...oh god it hurts...
    Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.
  • yusaku02
    yusaku02 Posts: 3,472 Member
    UncleMac wrote: »
    yusaku02 wrote: »
    Guys... I'm scared...
    I ate 4 slices of cheesecake yesterday and I'm worried the next fart might not be a fart...
    oh... and I'm at work...
    ...oh god it hurts...
    Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.
    Thank you for your wise words yoda, but it's too late for me. I'm going to be suffering in a stall in a couple hours
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,498 Member
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  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,498 Member
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  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,498 Member
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  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
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  • GabriellaEstrella
    GabriellaEstrella Posts: 1,513 Member
    :D to funny
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,498 Member
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  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
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  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,498 Member
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  • Sparky_1113
    Sparky_1113 Posts: 2,886 Member
    It smells in this room?