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Things that sound dirty, but aren't.

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  • SenoraMacias
    SenoraMacias Posts: 305 Member
    ive always felt weird about angina.

    Yes!!!

    Also "Old Chub" beer.
  • GrampsWooha
    GrampsWooha Posts: 184
    scrub a dub dub
  • TK266
    TK266 Posts: 3,638 Member
    a hair salon called Southern Exposure

    (sounded like strip club ... owners name was Southern and the name was a play on the TV show Norther Exposure)
  • TDGee
    TDGee Posts: 2,209 Member
    Every time I think of In n out burger I giggle like a school girl

    LOL i'm not the only one then!
    OMG! In the late 80s, they still gave out free bumper stickers, and "people" would carefully cut the "B" and the "r" from the sticker, making it read In N Out urge. They were all over the California, I haven't seen one in years... Maybe I should head down there...
  • MissO﹠A
    MissO﹠A Posts: 906 Member
    Hahaha, love this thread.

    Since some have mentioned gas stations, I've always... even since I was a kid, laughed more than was appropriate at "Sheetz".

    Also, this is for the geeks:

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  • PecanTanDiva
    PecanTanDiva Posts: 162
    Vibram Five Fingers

    Me too :laugh:

    I have a pair of FILA five fingers, but the Vibram does sound funny...
  • darkrider42
    darkrider42 Posts: 5,484 Member
    Where I live there is a shop called 'The Knob Connection'.

    It sells doorknobs in a variety of different shapes and sizes. Seriously. I've lived here for 5 years and it's still funny...:laugh:

    We have a similar store here in St. Paul that also sells things for the entry door called "Knobs & Knockers".
  • Laurayinz
    Laurayinz Posts: 931 Member
    Since some have mentioned gas stations, I've always... even since I was a kid, laughed more than was appropriate at "Sheetz".
    Yep, I know them well, here in the 'burgh.
  • FabiolaEnvy♥
    FabiolaEnvy♥ Posts: 730
    that is funny. :laugh:
  • Ms_Natalie
    Ms_Natalie Posts: 1,030 Member
    There is a private builder in my local area...the slogan below the name of the company reads

    "our erection is for your protection" I remember seeing it about 10 years ago and he's still around...he's must be very popular! :laugh:
  • MistyMtnMan
    MistyMtnMan Posts: 527 Member
    Kumquat.

    Dirtiest sounding fruit there is.
  • DerGraf
    DerGraf Posts: 40 Member
    A friend of a friend of mine has a company called...

    "Camel Towing".
  • angryguy77
    angryguy77 Posts: 836 Member
    I love pointing out the Park and Rides along the highway to my wife when we drive by.
  • jmgj27
    jmgj27 Posts: 531 Member
    Also - I used to live in Athens and there was an air conditioning company out there who had a van with a massive bright red sign on it.

    The name...'Stiff Nipples Air Conditioning'.

    Love it.
  • TheGoktor
    TheGoktor Posts: 1,138 Member
    Hahaha, love this thread.

    Since some have mentioned gas stations, I've always... even since I was a kid, laughed more than was appropriate at "Sheetz".

    Also, this is for the geeks:

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    Is that like a full on robot chubby? :laugh: :laugh:
  • TheGoktor
    TheGoktor Posts: 1,138 Member
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  • Fat_Bottomed_Girl
    Fat_Bottomed_Girl Posts: 355 Member
    My boyfriend's daughter innocently announced at the dinner table that she thought he should give me a pearl necklace for Valentine's Day.

    Yikes! lol
  • Stefani74
    Stefani74 Posts: 448 Member
    Kum and Go's here in Oklahoma too apparently. :tongue:

    And all over Arkansas! They have hats and mugs....who wants to go around wearing a Kum and Go cap?? :laugh:
  • bonjour24
    bonjour24 Posts: 1,119 Member
    there's a food catering company here in new zealand called 'spit roast'. every time the van drives past me with 'spit roast' in giant letters up the side, i can't help but giggle.

    we also have sweets here called 'clinkers', which were i'm from are haemmorhoids! and there are sweets called 'nads'.
  • BamBam1113
    BamBam1113 Posts: 542 Member
    There are Kum and Go stations all over Iowa, too. One of my buddies lives there. I've laughed every time I've driven past one! LOL
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    Your buddy lives at a Kum -n- Go?
  • Oompa_Loompa
    Oompa_Loompa Posts: 1,099 Member
    these are all fabulous lol
  • Jenscan
    Jenscan Posts: 694 Member
    Oh yeah a tattoo - piercing shop here called Just Another Hole! :laugh:


    Kum and Go's here in Oklahoma too apparently. :tongue:

    We DO live in the same place!! LOL!!!!!
  • TheGoktor
    TheGoktor Posts: 1,138 Member
    man_parts_button.jpg

    :tongue:
  • ShaeDetermined
    ShaeDetermined Posts: 1,525 Member
    I have a friend who's an IT specialist.
    He loves asking people who call for support if they give him permission to "come on their screen"...........
  • Kolohe71
    Kolohe71 Posts: 613 Member
    Mexican bread company that also does business in southern California (i.e. northern Mexico):

    Bimbo

    It's supposed to be pronounced beembo, but I laugh everytime i see the Bimbo truck go by.
  • Jenscan
    Jenscan Posts: 694 Member
    THIS is the best thread -- can we get Mike to sticky it at the top?
  • Kolohe71
    Kolohe71 Posts: 613 Member
    Every time I think of In n out burger I giggle like a school girl

    LOL i'm not the only one then!
    OMG! In the late 80s, they still gave out free bumper stickers, and "people" would carefully cut the "B" and the "r" from the sticker, making it read In N Out urge. They were all over the California, I haven't seen one in years... Maybe I should head down there...
    I had one of these stickers in the 80's :glasses: They changed the sticker design now so that you can't do this anymore. :cry:
  • ales1979
    ales1979 Posts: 269 Member
    I can pretty much guarantee that everyone will have a BALLCOCK in their home! Probably several!!
  • brewingaz
    brewingaz Posts: 1,136 Member
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  • brewingaz
    brewingaz Posts: 1,136 Member
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