Best Pick Up Lines...EVER!

Mykaylauk
Mykaylauk Posts: 770 Member
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My co-workers and I were talking about awkward dates and pick up lines and from some reason I'm still laughing about this one


Your eyes are like wrenches. Every time I look into them, they tighten my nuts...

What's your favorite pick up line?
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  • strozman
    strozman Posts: 2,622 Member
    I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I'm gonna make your bedrock
  • GlenzioFitness
    GlenzioFitness Posts: 253 Member
    Are you my toe? Cus I'd like to bang you on every piece of furniture
  • Mykaylauk
    Mykaylauk Posts: 770 Member
    Are you a postman? Because I see you checking out my package
  • strozman
    strozman Posts: 2,622 Member
    (Lean in real close) I'm going to have sex with you tonight, you might as well be there to enjoy it
  • Mykaylauk
    Mykaylauk Posts: 770 Member
    Oh you're a charmer!

    On a scale of 1 to 10, how married are you?
  • Ms_Sicilian
    Ms_Sicilian Posts: 531 Member
    If you're a gamer like me then " Are you a Rogue? cause I was stunned when I first saw you!"
  • GlenzioFitness
    GlenzioFitness Posts: 253 Member
    kyleebrown623 wrote: »
    If you're a gamer like me then " Are you a Rogue? cause I was stunned when I first saw you!"

    I think you're lacking some vitamin me
  • strozman
    strozman Posts: 2,622 Member
    Do you have a Band-Aid? 'Cause I scraped my knee falling for you
  • Mykaylauk
    Mykaylauk Posts: 770 Member
    Is your name Google?... Cause you seem to have everything I'm looking for.. :)
  • musclegood_fatbad
    musclegood_fatbad Posts: 9,809 Member
    I'm no weatherman but I predict you will be getting 6-8" tonight.
  • BaconBae
    BaconBae Posts: 4,568 Member
    You’re on my list of things to do tonight.
  • strozman
    strozman Posts: 2,622 Member
    How about a pizza and sex? What's wrong, don't you like pizza?
  • Mykaylauk
    Mykaylauk Posts: 770 Member
    I'm not a photographer... but I can sure picture us together.
  • BaconBae
    BaconBae Posts: 4,568 Member
    You look so innocent, you look so sweet, as long as I have a face, you will always have a seat.
  • Mykaylauk
    Mykaylauk Posts: 770 Member
    You look so much like my next boyfriend!
  • strozman
    strozman Posts: 2,622 Member
    I've lost my teddy bear! Can I sleep with you instead?
  • JSurita3
    JSurita3 Posts: 10,177 Member
    Roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at poems, Nice T!Ts.

    Oh wait, you mean best pick up lines....? Let me think about that one for a minute.
  • Ms_Sicilian
    Ms_Sicilian Posts: 531 Member
    Augh something is wrong with my phone! your number isnt in it
  • yusaku02
    yusaku02 Posts: 3,472 Member
    Are you an antiquer? Because I have some junk that hasn't been touched in years.

  • Mykaylauk
    Mykaylauk Posts: 770 Member
    Do you work at Subway ? Cause you just gave me a footlong
  • BaconBae
    BaconBae Posts: 4,568 Member
    You’re like Pringles once I pop you, I can’t stop you.
  • Mykaylauk
    Mykaylauk Posts: 770 Member
    My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.
  • BaconBae
    BaconBae Posts: 4,568 Member
    What time do you get off? Can I watch?
  • Mykaylauk
    Mykaylauk Posts: 770 Member
    Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet *kitten*.
  • yusaku02
    yusaku02 Posts: 3,472 Member
    Mykaylauk wrote: »
    My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.
    Might have to take you up on that :tongue:


    You must be gasoline because even though you're expensive I'd still pump you in my van.
  • Mykaylauk
    Mykaylauk Posts: 770 Member
    yusaku02 wrote: »
    Mykaylauk wrote: »
    My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.
    Might have to take you up on that :tongue:


    You must be gasoline because even though you're expensive I'd still pump you in my van.

    Oh you're good!!!

    I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

  • SurelyShannon
    SurelyShannon Posts: 167 Member
    Mine: How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice...
    My Husbands: How would you like to gain 180lbs for about 10 minutes (classy eh?)
  • SurelyShannon
    SurelyShannon Posts: 167 Member
    edited August 2015
    Is that a mirrior in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants
  • Mykaylauk
    Mykaylauk Posts: 770 Member
    Is Your Name WiFi? Because I'm Really Feeling a Connection.
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