What Marijuana Does to Your Metabolism

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  • Kalikel
    Kalikel Posts: 9,603 Member
    Doesn't matter, I don't take drugs.
  • zyxst
    zyxst Posts: 9,149 Member
    What's the yippee for? Do you feel justified to smoke pot because it might lower your risk for the 'beetus and obesity?
  • foodiscomplicated
    foodiscomplicated Posts: 85 Member
    zyxst wrote: »
    What's the yippee for? Do you feel justified to smoke pot because it might lower your risk for the 'beetus and obesity?
    Yes

  • BigGuy47
    BigGuy47 Posts: 1,768 Member
    Yay! A judgement thread on MFP!

    I'll play along. Does anybody justify their drinking because of the reported health benefits?
  • 3stepsahead
    3stepsahead Posts: 56 Member
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  • Alyssa_Is_LosingIt
    Alyssa_Is_LosingIt Posts: 4,696 Member
    BigGuy47 wrote: »
    Yay! A judgement thread on MFP!

    I'll play along. Does anybody justify their drinking because of the reported health benefits?

    They say a glass of wine with dinner is healthy for your heart.

    I just save up all of my glasses and drink a bottle on the weekends. Totally the same thing.
  • Need2Exerc1se
    Need2Exerc1se Posts: 13,575 Member
    BigGuy47 wrote: »
    Yay! A judgement thread on MFP!

    I'll play along. Does anybody justify their drinking because of the reported health benefits?

    Absolutely! I'm all about heart health. <3
  • jgnatca
    jgnatca Posts: 14,464 Member
    They say a glass of wine with dinner is healthy for your heart. I just save up all of my glasses and drink a bottle on the weekends. Totally the same thing.

    Love it, LOL. I get a kick out of health questionnaires when they get to the drinking question. "Why yes, I drink one or two...[pause. Interviewer raises their pencil in anticipation] glasses a year." [Interviewer lowers pencil with a sigh].
  • Achaila
    Achaila Posts: 264 Member
    I'll justify smoking marijuana because it helps me sleep, eases my anxiety, helps with my depression, helps me eat, it eased my junkie shakes when I was getting clean from heroin - and wouldn't you know it- my doctors all say it's fine! Because marijuana CANT KILL YOU! Except they say it's better to eat it than smoke it, but I don't have time to do the intricate things cooking with weed requires to make it not taste bad.

    It's not a drug btw. It's a plant.
  • DeguelloTex
    DeguelloTex Posts: 6,652 Member
    Achaila wrote: »
    I'll justify smoking marijuana because it helps me sleep, eases my anxiety, helps with my depression, helps me eat, it eased my junkie shakes when I was getting clean from heroin - and wouldn't you know it- my doctors all say it's fine! Because marijuana CANT KILL YOU! Except they say it's better to eat it than smoke it, but I don't have time to do the intricate things cooking with weed requires to make it not taste bad.

    It's not a drug btw. It's a plant.
    I believe that's what they call a false dichotomy.

  • elphie754
    elphie754 Posts: 7,574 Member
    Achaila wrote: »
    I'll justify smoking marijuana because it helps me sleep, eases my anxiety, helps with my depression, helps me eat, it eased my junkie shakes when I was getting clean from heroin - and wouldn't you know it- my doctors all say it's fine! Because marijuana CANT KILL YOU! Except they say it's better to eat it than smoke it, but I don't have time to do the intricate things cooking with weed requires to make it not taste bad.

    It's not a drug btw. It's a plant.

    Opium is also a plant...
  • Need2Exerc1se
    Need2Exerc1se Posts: 13,575 Member
    elphie754 wrote: »
    Achaila wrote: »
    I'll justify smoking marijuana because it helps me sleep, eases my anxiety, helps with my depression, helps me eat, it eased my junkie shakes when I was getting clean from heroin - and wouldn't you know it- my doctors all say it's fine! Because marijuana CANT KILL YOU! Except they say it's better to eat it than smoke it, but I don't have time to do the intricate things cooking with weed requires to make it not taste bad.

    It's not a drug btw. It's a plant.

    Opium is also a plant...

    No, it's not. It's derived from a plant.
  • Need2Exerc1se
    Need2Exerc1se Posts: 13,575 Member
    I wish they'd legalize the stuff where I live. I was thin back when I used to smoke it regularly.
  • senecarr
    senecarr Posts: 5,377 Member
    Old news, correlative study. Now this article is misrepresenting the correlation as metabolic causation. It could be as simple as there is a contigent of people that smoke marijuana, get ultimate frisbee exercise, and consume a lot of other green things too, rather than 'da potz iz da wunder drugz that fixes teh beetus."
  • zyxst
    zyxst Posts: 9,149 Member
    senecarr wrote: »
    Old news, correlative study. Now this article is misrepresenting the correlation as metabolic causation. It could be as simple as there is a contigent of people that smoke marijuana, get ultimate frisbee exercise, and consume a lot of other green things too, rather than 'da potz iz da wunder drugz that fixes teh beetus."

    Please stop. I can't get my score if you're being all logical.
  • Queenmunchy
    Queenmunchy Posts: 3,380 Member
    senecarr wrote: »
    Old news, correlative study. Now this article is misrepresenting the correlation as metabolic causation. It could be as simple as there is a contigent of people that smoke marijuana, get ultimate frisbee exercise, and consume a lot of other green things too, rather than 'da potz iz da wunder drugz that fixes teh beetus."

    I was also thinking that most older people are not smoking as much as younger people, and with age we sometimes have that middle-age spread or weight gain from pregnancy, etc.
  • Need2Exerc1se
    Need2Exerc1se Posts: 13,575 Member
    senecarr wrote: »
    Old news, correlative study. Now this article is misrepresenting the correlation as metabolic causation. It could be as simple as there is a contigent of people that smoke marijuana, get ultimate frisbee exercise, and consume a lot of other green things too, rather than 'da potz iz da wunder drugz that fixes teh beetus."

    Perhaps. Or it could actually be "da wunder drugz" as you kids put it.
  • DeguelloTex
    DeguelloTex Posts: 6,652 Member
    edited August 2015
    I wish they'd legalize the stuff where I live. I was thin back when I used to smoke it regularly.
    I was thin back in my 20s, too.

  • Need2Exerc1se
    Need2Exerc1se Posts: 13,575 Member
    I wish they'd legalize the stuff where I live. I was thin back when I used to smoke it regularly.
    I was thin back in my 20s, too.

    It was great right? Didn't even work for it, just was. I was also thin when I had kids at home, but I think I'd rather go back to smoking weed. :p
  • snickerscharlie
    snickerscharlie Posts: 8,578 Member
    I wish they'd legalize the stuff where I live. I was thin back when I used to smoke it regularly.
    I was thin back in my 20s, too.

    <nods>
  • kmajor2015
    kmajor2015 Posts: 23 Member
    zyxst wrote: »
    What's the yippee for? Do you feel justified to smoke pot because it might lower your risk for the 'beetus and obesity?

    Maybe that person doesn't need to feel they need to justify their private habits to anyone. Chill.

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  • jgnatca
    jgnatca Posts: 14,464 Member
    Natural as potato and tomato greens, right? Or perhaps a little nightshade.
  • VeryKatie
    VeryKatie Posts: 5,961 Member
    Correlation != causation. Same with the red wine being good for you theory.
  • VeryKatie
    VeryKatie Posts: 5,961 Member
    jgnatca wrote: »
    Natural as potato and tomato greens, right? Or perhaps a little nightshade.

    Or arsenic :)
  • senecarr
    senecarr Posts: 5,377 Member
    I find it funny that people still go on about medical marijuana for glaucoma when it does nothing for glaucoma last I saw any medical review.
    I'm perfectly fine with adults doing it because they want to. I find it kind of sad that people have to invent medical properties for it as a means to justify legalizing it to a bunch of people.
  • DeterminedFee201426
    DeterminedFee201426 Posts: 859 Member
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    hahaha! like this 1

  • curvy_gamer_loses
    curvy_gamer_loses Posts: 126 Member
    Yipee for living in Colorado ;)
  • senecarr
    senecarr Posts: 5,377 Member
    Yipee for living in Colorado ;)
    Your profile picture goes too well with that statement.
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