Post your superpower. However, the poster below you gets to corrupt it

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  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,534 Member
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    Everyone else can type 120wpm

    I have x-ray vision
  • Dutchy_77
    Dutchy_77 Posts: 1,695 Member
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    you have x-ray vision but it hurts youre eyes!
    i should lighting bolt out of my *kitten*!
  • lookin4gains
    lookin4gains Posts: 1,762 Member
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    But it is accompanied with the worst diarrhea known to man

    I can fly
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,770 Member
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    ...but only three feet off the ground

    I can move objects with my mind
  • _m0lly
    _m0lly Posts: 900 Member
    edited September 2015
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    ... but you can't control where I move them to!

    I am immortal.
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,679 Member
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    Creepy! Somebody else can do that to you, too.
    I sneeze out peace.
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,534 Member
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    But you're the last person on earth

    I have the power to have any power
  • SimpleGirlNoche
    SimpleGirlNoche Posts: 39 Member
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    But your over-saturation of powers sends you into sensory overload making you vulnerable to bright lights and loud sounds.

    I have the power of sound manipulation...
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,679 Member
    edited September 2015
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    Great! You accidentally make all sounds bang together, causing endless noise pollution.

    I never tire!
  • MisterRok
    MisterRok Posts: 3,986 Member
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    You never tire, which makes it hard to realize your dreams.

    Just the sight of my beautiful flowing mullet causes orgasms.
  • MisterRok
    MisterRok Posts: 3,986 Member
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    Maximus wrote: »
    Granted. But you're always in the guys locker room

    Yeah it's messy, but HILARIOUS!
  • Ajirvin
    Ajirvin Posts: 131 Member
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    Aw yall are no fun! You ended it! I'm starting again.

    I have the power to melt fat on humans in a healthy way!
  • FatMoojor
    FatMoojor Posts: 483 Member
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    but the melted fat just collects around their ankles.

    I am able to turn invisible
  • Ajirvin
    Ajirvin Posts: 131 Member
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    But only when you're on the toilet.

    I have the power to know how to take anything apart and put it back together correctly.
  • FatMoojor
    FatMoojor Posts: 483 Member
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    but you have the memory capacity of a goldfish

    I have the power to be able to find anything or anyone instantly
  • yellowantphil
    yellowantphil Posts: 787 Member
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    but you cannot act on that information, or tell anyone else where they are.

    I can swim across the ocean without getting tired.
  • Ajirvin
    Ajirvin Posts: 131 Member
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    But you're allergic to water.

    I have to power to heavily influence people and objects. (Kind of like the force)
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,534 Member
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    It's directly proportional to your own strength, so you can't lift anything heavier than what you could physically life. As for influencing people, you can't get them to do anything they wouldn't do anyway.

    I have the ability to grow my hair at whatever rate I desire.

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