We broke up because...
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He thought me ripping my clothes off was rage, it was supposed to be seduction. Apparently he doesn't have a thing for the hulk, noted!0
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He thought I was too aggressive0
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She was bouncing around on the bed like it was a trampoline -- make making love complicated.0
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He wasn't adventurous enough.
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Had ropes and climbing spikes in the drawer with her lingerie0
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couldn't limbo0
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Limbo? That's not why he wanted me to bend over.
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Did Jail time after getting caught in fitness' draws!0
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Wouldn't wait for me to finish my short prison stint.0
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He had no patience!0
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She thought I was lying when I said I worked at the hospital, I indeed did have patients!0
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She was too hot to handle0
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Expected me to wait forever and I was much too old for that!
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she refuse to fly to jersey0
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She didn't like the Mountains!0
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wouldn't let me climb her mountains0
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I lost the thrill of the hunt0
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he made me laugh too much0
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He didnt appreciate my Brain!0
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she wanted me for my wit..I told her when we met i was just a dumb jock0
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He reminded me that he was just a Dumb Jock!0
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Only would date geniuses. I didn't pass the test.0
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Her IQ dwarfed mine0
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He called me a Dwarf! I know I'm short, but that's just mean!0
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She was much taller than me0
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She wouldn't let me tie her up.0
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She always stuck her tongue in inappropriate places!
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