We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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wouldn't look me in the eye0
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Just didn't want me..no idea why0
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Expected me to buy mirrors so we could keep eye contact when doing doggystyle.0
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He was blinded by the light0
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Damn don't leave me
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insisted we do it with the lights on (but wouldn't invest in curtains)0
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Wasn't an exhibitionist.0
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We didnt..he is still trapped in my basement0
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I heard unexplained noises coming from her basement0
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Was jealous because he wanted to be chained in my basement0
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Kept sending food to the basement and was mad when I ate them.0
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I couldn't take all the noise in the basement0
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I found out that she had Michael tied up in the basement!
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she spent an inordinate length of time downstairs0
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Inordinate length
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Shared my secrets with her Girlfriends and whenever they were around they all laughed!0
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Nope we were laughing at those weird pants you wore...the crotchless ones
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she'd sewn the zipper shut on all my trousers0
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I couldn't get in his pants0
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neither of us owned shirts..got to be embarassing0
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@projectsix Im not losing you...you're a keeper...tying you to my bed...mine mine mine
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its fun making up again0
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Had imaginary friends.0
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he had vivid hallucinations (so real I started seeing things)0
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He was very paranoid and thought he was being chased by Dwarves!0
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Doesn't know the difference between a dwarf and a hobbit.0
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I don't know why he wanted to break up the gag muffled his voice 0
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she found the keys to the handcuffs0
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We had nothing in common0
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