Best Pick Up Lines...EVER!

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  • pondee629
    pondee629 Posts: 2,469 Member
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    Hi. I'm Frank and I'm extremely wealthy.
  • musclegood_fatbad
    musclegood_fatbad Posts: 9,809 Member
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    I may be a little prick now but I will give you a big one tonight.
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
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    "Would you like an Australian Kiss? It's like a French Kiss, except Down Under."
  • MarvelGrrl
    MarvelGrrl Posts: 622 Member
    edited September 2015
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    Was your butt forged in Mordor? 'Cause baby it's precious.
  • Mykaylauk
    Mykaylauk Posts: 770 Member
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    Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day.
  • bobbyneedstogetfit
    bobbyneedstogetfit Posts: 1,283 Member
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    Christmas pick up
    Santa is busy and has ask me to help deliver these presents can you help empty these sacks! >:)
  • TMacKtwenty4
    TMacKtwenty4 Posts: 3,256 Member
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    I don't know if it's the best, but certainly is the weirdest:

    At a bar, sitting by myself waiting for my cousin to get back with drinks, an man approached me and said; Has anyone ever told you that you have a beautiful swan like neck?

    lol, I said thank you, and that was that.
  • Mykaylauk
    Mykaylauk Posts: 770 Member
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    My couch pulls out...but I don't!
  • Mykaylauk
    Mykaylauk Posts: 770 Member
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    I`m no weatherman, but you can expect a few inches tonight.
  • Jerzeegirl13
    Jerzeegirl13 Posts: 2,113 Member
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    You know what would make your face better, if I sat on it :p
  • Mykaylauk
    Mykaylauk Posts: 770 Member
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    Pizza is my second favourite thing to eat in bed.
  • Jerzeegirl13
    Jerzeegirl13 Posts: 2,113 Member
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    Are you a candle cause im going to blow you
  • Mykaylauk
    Mykaylauk Posts: 770 Member
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    You know why they call me the cat whisperer? Cause I know exactly what that *kitten* needs.
  • Mykaylauk
    Mykaylauk Posts: 770 Member
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    Baby, I'll treat you like my homework. I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long!
  • Mykaylauk
    Mykaylauk Posts: 770 Member
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    So we're friends now, when do the benefits kick in?

  • Mykaylauk
    Mykaylauk Posts: 770 Member
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    You still use Internet Explorer? You must like it nice and slow!
  • johnnyscara
    johnnyscara Posts: 28 Member
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    Call me Harry styles cause I'm gonna give you that one D

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