We broke up because...
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She didn't like my guy on the side timerunner0
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Because he was too good looking for me0
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He didn't like that I had to buy expensive meat for my anemia0
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she said my meat wasn't good enough0
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His meat was off0
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she became vegetarian0
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Do we have to break up? ..isn't there anything I could do to make you change your mind
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Her beauty eclipsed me0
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He bored me with all his astronomy talk0
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she blinded me with science0
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He was stuck in the 80's0
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she knew only two dances...
the robot
and the running man0 -
couldn't even understand my cabbage patch moves
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Still "Smurfin' in the year 20150
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He wouldn't whip my nae nae0
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thought my moonwalk was "weak"0
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He Recreated THRILLER dance moves...
every
single
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He can run so much faster than I can.0
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I like my men younger.0
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envy...you can outlift me0
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He called me a wimp when I asked him to lift a heavy box for me.0
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she was always asking for stuff0
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He had a pancake booty and never squats0
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I wanted brad0
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She was hung up on some Brad0
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So was she0
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She was always green with envy0
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I wasn't enough for her
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She was too fantastic and I got jealous0
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She ran off with a certain bald mfper 0
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