We broke up because...
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It was those damned Tube Socks!0
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Slept with all the nerds at comic con0
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She kept changing what she was going to say.0
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Thought i didnt like comic books0
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Not Nerdy enough! ;p0
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She made me lotion her legs everyday0
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She didn't like when I stole her socks0
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She didn't like when I took her clothes off with my teeth and put holes in her stockings.0
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I had teeth marks in everything...ouch..0
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Hahahahahahahaha!!!
Found out she was Blackmailing her Ex with Photos threatening to show his Mama if he didnt pay up!!0 -
She liked to look thru peep holes0 -
He didn't like being spanked..or maybe it was the handcuffs0
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She didnt like being bound in chains0
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I think he was a Serial Killer!0
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She had split personalities..I didnt know which one was her0
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Wouldn't be the Mallory to my Mickie.0
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