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Is never funny!

His profile pics aren't his, he's a photographer and he took a fancy to one of the models.

Calls himself Mr. Fancy Pants, and walks around singing "Chances are your pants are not as fancy as the pair of very fancy pants that Mr. Fancy Pants will wear!"

She is the true creator of this song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pko08CUsNI

Thinks the CD tray in her machine is actually a coffee cup holder

Flew his Lear Jet up to Nova Scotia to see the total eclipse of the sun

was the sixth spice girl..Salt

Wants to try sex while skydiving...

100, your replies are so funny I tripped while I was reading them and dropped my phone and cracked the screen.

Is a skydiving camera operator and is also worried about the jump hump event.

Is secretly 400 years old. She replenishes herself once per century, Elizabeth Bathory style. She's now nervous that her secret will come out when she goes to the skydiving event.

He thinks he has back up, but that is just his reflection in the mirror.

When she passes gas she asks people "Do you smell popcorn?"

Nograce80 wrote: »

When she passes gas she asks people "Do you smell popcorn?"

Calls passing gas a "hiney puff"

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