How is the MFPer above going to die?
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Rode a mechanical bull with a pencil in her shirt pocket. Fell off and was stabbed through the neck!0
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At the Daytona 500 . Last lap she hits a wall at 200mph0
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We were in the front row when @sunn_lighter crashed into the wall. Flying metal from the wreck impaled him.0
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An unfortunate gerbil incident0
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She died of a broken heart while trying to win @MisterRok back.0
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When the ambulance came for me and @sunn_lighter , it knocked him down and killed him by accident0
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Michael_Lucas wrote: »She died of a broken heart while trying to win @MisterRok back.
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slipped on marbles and died of head trauma0
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A bolt of lightning , while streaking at a football match0
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infected with cyanide while giving me CPR0
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Failed attempt at a whiskey enema0
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his head got caught in a ladies thigh gap and he died slow, but happy!0
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She woke up one morning to find that all of her animals had turned against her, and was subsequently mauled to death0
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Tripped while getting out of the shower and fell face first into the toilet, knocking himself unconscious and ultimately drowning. Probably wishes he had flushed that toilet!0
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Flew too close to the sun, resulting in her wax wings melting and plummeted tragically to the Earth1
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his barber sneezed while he was shaving his chin0
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Trampled to death by the Notre Dame marching band0
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Saving a box full of kittens from a burning building.0
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Killed in a drive by standing in line at NWA movie0
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grooming accident0
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Run over by a guy on a bicycle delivering Chinese food.0
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Distracted while shaving the sides of his hair, he will slip, causing the clippers to cut a previously undiscovered major artery in the head0
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rug burns on his forehead0
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