How is the MFPer above going to die?

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  • finny11122
    finny11122 Posts: 8,436 Member
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    infected with cyanide while giving me CPR
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,534 Member
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    Failed attempt at a whiskey enema
  • Nograce80
    Nograce80 Posts: 8,445 Member
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    his head got caught in a ladies thigh gap and he died slow, but happy!
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,534 Member
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    She woke up one morning to find that all of her animals had turned against her, and was subsequently mauled to death
  • Nograce80
    Nograce80 Posts: 8,445 Member
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    Tripped while getting out of the shower and fell face first into the toilet, knocking himself unconscious and ultimately drowning. Probably wishes he had flushed that toilet!
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,534 Member
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    Flew too close to the sun, resulting in her wax wings melting and plummeted tragically to the Earth
  • Nograce80
    Nograce80 Posts: 8,445 Member
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    his barber sneezed while he was shaving his chin
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,770 Member
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    Trampled to death by the Notre Dame marching band
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,733 Member
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    Saving a box full of kittens from a burning building.
  • Backagainbbg340
    Backagainbbg340 Posts: 130 Member
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    Killed in a drive by standing in line at NWA movie
  • Stardog_Champion
    Stardog_Champion Posts: 829 Member
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    grooming accident
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,770 Member
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    Run over by a guy on a bicycle delivering Chinese food.
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,534 Member
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    Distracted while shaving the sides of his hair, he will slip, causing the clippers to cut a previously undiscovered major artery in the head
  • Stardog_Champion
    Stardog_Champion Posts: 829 Member
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    rug burns on his forehead

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