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How is the MFPer above going to die?
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Got sent to a labor camp for breaking the law. Poor thing didn't last a month before her body gave out.0
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Heart attack watching porn0
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fightsong2015 wrote: »
Not you the guy above. Lol0 -
Was found cut up in the back of @leonsinned s car.0
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In my arms...or by my hand. I haven't decided yet. JK0
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Curling iron burn infection0
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Beaten to death with a 2 foot d*ldo0
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Mobbed by MFP women0
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Pecked to death by Blue jays0
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fell into a camp fire after trying to retrieve the S'more they dropped. Everyone was so busy eating nobody noticed until it was too late.0
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eaten by piranhas while training for a triathlon0
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Masturbated to death0
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Fell asleep in the bathtub while listening to boy bad music and drowned0
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Lamar Odom style0
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Scarf caught in door and was strangled0
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Fell asleep under the knitting machine0
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Wore sunglasses at night and accidentally walked off a cliff0
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Jumped head first into a pool with no water.0
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Drank the kulaid0
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Addicted to looking up gifs that he starved to death.0
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Erotic asphyxiation accident at a lingerie modeling shop.0
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Shot by former crush when he moved on to someone new0
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Ate some bad chicken at a oddly Named resturant and died...slowly.0
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Tried to kill a goat in a satanic ritual and accidentally slit her wrist.0
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