How is the MFPer above going to die?

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  • blu_de_ville
    blu_de_ville Posts: 4,296 Member
    Got raped to death by werewolfs
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
    Boiled alive by cannibals.
  • blu_de_ville
    blu_de_ville Posts: 4,296 Member
    Tried to stiff her drug dealer and got shot a few times and bled to death
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,523 Member
    A gamma ray burst hit her. Instead of turning into the incredible hulk, she just got rapid onset cancer of every system and died a day later.
  • pie_eyes
    pie_eyes Posts: 12,964 Member
    edited October 2015
    @OneHundredToLose Swallowed beer bottle cap
  • blu_de_ville
    blu_de_ville Posts: 4,296 Member
    His airplane crashed at sea
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,523 Member
    A mugger killed her billionaire parents in a dark alley. She lived the rest of her life training for the day she could take to the streets and claim revenge on the city that wronged her via vigilante-style justice. The first night out she jumped off of a tall building, shattered both of her legs in several places and died of blood loss...in a dark alley.
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
    Got swept out into the ocean by a riptide. By the time he got out he was too tired to make it back.
  • blu_de_ville
    blu_de_ville Posts: 4,296 Member
    He chocked on a sandwich
  • pie_eyes
    pie_eyes Posts: 12,964 Member
    She chocked on grammer
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,523 Member
    Blankly4200 wrote: »
    She chocked on grammer

    He was chock full of jokes and keeled over as a result
  • pie_eyes
    pie_eyes Posts: 12,964 Member
    He fell into a vat of boiling vegetable oil
  • jbuzzed
    jbuzzed Posts: 10,172 Member
    House landed on him in a tornado
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
    Went cow tippin' and the cow tipped the wrong way. She was crushed.
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,048 Member
    He survived the stuffed animal assault, crawled his way into the woods and came upon a fire where a ravenous vampire made him get blood bag for life :)
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,048 Member
    *her
  • jbuzzed
    jbuzzed Posts: 10,172 Member
    Got caught in an avalanche. Crushed
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,523 Member
    csbnga wrote: »
    Discovered that Disney had decided to put Jar Jar Binks, Ewoks, Hayden Christensen, and Ewan McGregor all in the new Star Wars movie in leading roles. The last time I saw her she was wearing trekkie gear, which to a Star Wars fan is death.

    You just inadvertently killed me as well
  • jbuzzed
    jbuzzed Posts: 10,172 Member
    OneHundredToLose wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    Discovered that Disney had decided to put Jar Jar Binks, Ewoks, Hayden Christensen, and Ewan McGregor all in the new Star Wars movie in leading roles. The last time I saw her she was wearing trekkie gear, which to a Star Wars fan is death.

    You just inadvertently killed me as well

    Started a cult against the new star wars movie and drank poisonous kool-aid
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,523 Member
    Was gunned down by George Lucas's security force when she tried to avenge my death by taking out the guy who sold Star Wars to freaking Disney

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