We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She came home with a red ring around her azz0
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He doesn't like it that I go tubing down the river0
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He was too jealous0
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He didn't want to swing
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Didn't happen..still mine0
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MINE
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broke evry zipper of my pants0
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Couldn't keep his pants up0
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Found out she had a penis0
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Was afraid of men.0
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Wanted his duck next to us during sex0
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couldn't decide on which duck to play with0
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We pretended to break up..because the make up sex was awesome0
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she rode me into the ground
what?...wait! COME BACK!0 -
He left me...just walked out the door and never came back
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She would wear her clothes in the shower0
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our water bill was astronomical with the amount of showers we had to take0
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But why leave me
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she used to call me on my cellphone...0
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I didn't call! I just texted a lot
Mostly hotdog emoji0 -
she kept UNICORNing me0
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I don't know why 0
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She was in love with her ex0
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im still coming to that reality myself0
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He was so confusing
Never replied to the hotdogs... 0 -
there was sooo much sauce!!!0
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Said I put too much ketchup on my food0
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she never saw the godfather
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He said distance didn't make the heart grow fonder0
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