Time to stop taking ourselves so seriously! Tell us something embarrassing about yourself.
OneHundredToLose
Posts: 8,523 Member
in Chit-Chat
Something I've noticed on MFP is that a lot of people tend to take themselves really seriously. Humor is a major part of my life, and I strive to never take myself so seriously that I can't laugh at myself. To that end, I'd like for everyone to share something embarrassing about themselves. I'll start.
I am literally the worst dancer of all time. If you think you've seen bad dancing, you haven't, because you haven't seen me dance. In fact, virtually no one has, because I'd rather lose a digit than allow anyone to see me dance.
I am literally the worst dancer of all time. If you think you've seen bad dancing, you haven't, because you haven't seen me dance. In fact, virtually no one has, because I'd rather lose a digit than allow anyone to see me dance.
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I snort when I laugh0
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I walk into things, a lot. There's is this one bright yellow pole I walk by almost daily and almost walk into it every time.
I'm slow getting jokes sometimes and when I do like 10 minutes later will start laughing randomly0 -
I cry at chick flicks.0
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Baking makes me very emotional to the point I can just break down crying or yelling while making desserts for absolutely no reason.0
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I don't know how to walk lightly. My downstairs neighbors probably think I'm wearing bricks on my feet.0
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Sometimes I can take a big ol *kitten*0
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I accidentally of course, tend to walk into men's restrooms when I'm out. The pictures or letterings don't help me much in that department lol0
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I drink alot0
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I fall down stairs a lot. Constantly.0
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I shattered my radial head in my right elbow because I fell off a bike! Just a simple fall. I can't walk and chew gum so factoring in other objects is deadly!0
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I like romantic comedies.0
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Sprained both my ankles while running , got up and tried to pretend like nothing happened0
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Any kids, Rom-com or drama movie I watch there is a 99% I will cry.. Haha I'm a super emotional person0
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I got really drunk one Christmas eve when i was a lot younger and at some point after i had got home decided I needed to go for a pee. I got interrupted by loud shouting mid stream as I was pissing up the wall in my Mum and Dads bedroom while they were asleep in bed. I knew nothing of this until they told me after blanking me all morning on Christmas Day.0
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I was walking out of a store once and my pants got caught on the automatic door and pulled me along with it. 2 guys were driving by and saw and laughed at me. I gave them a big old thumbs up.0
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When I was like 4 years old, my parents and I were standing in a line. I went closed my eyes and went to pinch my dad's butt. I accidently pinched the butt of another lady. She turned around and when she realized it was a little kid, she laughed.0
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My mum made me an awesome white crocheted bikini when I was 17.....I loved it..wore it to the public pool for a month nearly everyday..a cousin came with me oneday...we went for swim..got out of pool..and she was yelling at me to cover up....totally see through when wet..
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When I was 22 I got really drunk the first time I was invited out to dinner with the boss as I was super nervous. I was not paying attention to who was ordering what and when the waiter got to me, before placing my order I decided to crack a joke and said "Gosh, what kind of a PIG would order this 600g steak special??" There was an awkward silence and then the bosses wife said, all haughty like: "Well. I guess I am that sort of a PIG then!" (she had just ordered it just before me and everyone heard her except me).0
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It's hard to choose just one...I love to make that obnoxious, gleeful slurping sound at the bottom of an icy cherry Coke fountain soda with straw, I sing awful and extremely loud in the car with stereo cranked, windows down- even at stop lights, might even chair-dance a little bit.0
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I'm a ridiculously emotional fool...I started watching an episode of Sofia The First (a disney cartoon) with my two lil ones...I started sobbing with happiness at the end of a highly dramatic - yes DRAMATIC! scene... shortly after which I came to the realisation I'd actually been watching the last 20 mins completely on my own as they got bored and had gone off to play
Oh and I also get really really excited over cheesy 90's pop songs. #memories0 -
I once was walking across an intersection and slipped and fell in the mud while it was raining. I was wearing almost all black and got pretty much covered head to toe in mud in front of like 50 people. Had to walk the remaining 2 miles home like that, got laughed at by just about everyone who saw me the entire way.
Can't blame them, I'd laugh hard if I saw someone do that.0 -
Pleased to report I did not walk into the pole today.
I often sing along to music in stores.
Oh I fell down the stairs once and my glasses broke and cut my eyebrow do there was blood. I thought my eyeball had popped out.
I walked into a broken bottle once and had to get stitches. I had to ask for a moment after he stuck me with the freezing needle. I.hate needles. This happens with every needle0 -
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I did the helicopter to impress my ex, don't realise her mother was in the garden and could see in her bed room window...was nicknamed Harold for months.0
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decent sized fart as I was doing some crunches at the gym. I had my headphones on so I was not sure if it was silent or not, but the look of the faces of the two ladies closest to me told me it was not silent.0
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I was once at the Beach with my Family and it was pretty crowded. We got a good spot right close to the water and I was bending to pick something up facing the crowd of people when my Bikini top dropped straight to the ground! Didnt even have time to see if anyone noticed because that bikini top was picked up and I turned the other direction warp speed!0
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