We broke up because...
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She needed space...like A LOT of space0
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She had strange feral animals as pets.0
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he had better hair days than me0
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She kept eating all my protein powder! A dire offense indeed.0
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Idk why..I begged and begged for him to stay.....he just kicked me and walked out ...I grabbed his leg and he dragged me across the floor as he went...
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Turned out to be a dude0
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He tried getting the scuff marks off his floor using my face
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She took the clean enough to eat off thing literally and was always licking the floor.0
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He dropped my food on the floor.
Said if i wanted to eat...there it was ...0 -
Didn't like being my pet.0
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was only into petting0
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Was petted by everyone0
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made me wear a collar0
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Committed White Collar Crime and went to Federal Prison!0
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She was the mastermind behind his crime..was arrested soon after ..0
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She couldn't take him seriously in his whitey tighties0
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She taught her child to mock me daily then they both laughed at me!
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She was paranoid everyone was mocking her0
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She thought I was crazy and had me committed!
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She was in denial...she really was nuts0
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She says that however she's the one always handling nuts!
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hehe "nuts"0
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He liked nuts ... 0
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I liked my peanut butter crunchy, she smooth. Couldn't make it work 0
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I went from being a red head to my fall brunette...we're not twins anymore... 0
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He wanted a redhead...and prune juice gives me the runs 0
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Drinking prune juice all the time made her stinky, but she said it was why she was a blond0
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Complained it was me that stunk..but I didn't have the heart to tell the poor dear it was her protein shakes......I had to leave...was making my hair fall out0
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He was all about protein. A girl needs a little carbs once in a while.0
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