I've lost an elephant's penis

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  • ki4eld
    ki4eld Posts: 1,215 Member
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    So far, refined sugar an average American eats in a year. Heading for 2 Bloodhounds.
  • cnbbnc
    cnbbnc Posts: 1,267 Member
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    So far I've lost 2 human heads and 6 dozen donuts. It amused me more than saying a two year old child....
  • victoria_1024
    victoria_1024 Posts: 915 Member
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    77 pounds as of this morning, a gold brick!
  • nutmegoreo
    nutmegoreo Posts: 15,532 Member
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    CoffeeNCardio wrote: »
    AlphaHowls wrote: »
    60 pounds = an elephant’s penis and a 1 pound = a Guinea Pig

    in that case, my ultimate goal is to lose an elephant's penis with a guinea pig on it:)

    You know, I thought it was sad enough to lose and elephant penis, but one with a guinea pig on it seems like a precious keepsake. :sad:

    I could say a cinder block, but that doesn't seem appropriately strange enough. So I'm going with a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream, a human head, and a guinea pig. Those all seem fitting for this particular day. :laugh:
  • CoffeeNCardio
    CoffeeNCardio Posts: 1,847 Member
    edited November 2015
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    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    CoffeeNCardio wrote: »
    AlphaHowls wrote: »
    60 pounds = an elephant’s penis and a 1 pound = a Guinea Pig

    in that case, my ultimate goal is to lose an elephant's penis with a guinea pig on it:)

    You know, I thought it was sad enough to lose and elephant penis, but one with a guinea pig on it seems like a precious keepsake. :sad:

    I could say a cinder block, but that doesn't seem appropriately strange enough. So I'm going with a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream, a human head, and a guinea pig. Those all seem fitting for this particular day. :laugh:

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  • wrenak
    wrenak Posts: 144 Member
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    A small bale of hay and an average human brain so far. Shooting for something between a newborn giraffe and an average adult woman.
  • Thowe92
    Thowe92 Posts: 109 Member
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    I think I've lost a newborn giraffe. -_0

    I approve of these.
  • nvmomketo
    nvmomketo Posts: 12,019 Member
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    A human leg. Huh...
  • sodapoppin28
    sodapoppin28 Posts: 66 Member
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    I've lost an average two year old, so long my child.
  • SLLRunner
    SLLRunner Posts: 12,943 Member
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    Livgetfit wrote: »
    ....and a chihuahua!

    Shooting for an Irish Setter. How about you guys?

    1 pound = a Guinea Pig
    1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
    2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
    3 pounds = an average human brain
    4 pounds = an ostrich egg
    5 pounds = a Chihuahua
    6 pounds = a human’s skin
    7.5 pounds = an average newborn
    8 pounds = a human head
    10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year
    11 pounds = an average housecat
    12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
    15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
    16 pounds = a sperm whale’s brain
    20 pounds = an automobile tire
    23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
    24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream
    25 pounds = an average 2 year old
    30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
    33 pounds = a cinder block
    36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
    40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
    44 pounds = an elephant’s heart
    50 pounds = a small bale of hay
    55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
    60 pounds = an elephant’s penis (yep, weights more than his heart!)
    66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year
    70 pounds = an Irish Setter
    77 pounds = a gold brick
    80 pounds = the World’s Largest Ball of Tape
    90 pounds = a newborn calf
    100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
    111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
    117 pounds = an average fashion model (and she’s 5’11”)
    118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
    120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month
    130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
    138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
    140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year
    144 pounds = an average adult woman (and she’s 5’4”)
    150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
    187 pounds = an average adult man
    200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds
    235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger
    300 pounds = an average football lineman
    400 pounds = a Welsh pony

    Wonderful! Congratulations!

    I'm feeling pretty sad because I lost an elephant's heart, and I love elephants.
  • Livgetfit
    Livgetfit Posts: 352 Member
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    wrenak wrote: »
    A small bale of hay and an average human brain so far. Shooting for something between a newborn giraffe and an average adult woman.

    I didn't notice the "average american woman". Looked up and saw that not only is she my height, she's 4lbs less than me. Who'd have thought I'd ever be so freakin' excited about being average!
  • Livgetfit
    Livgetfit Posts: 352 Member
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    sodapoppin28 wrote: »
    I've lost an average two year old, so long my child.

    Thank you. I had a good hard giggle!
  • lynn_glenmont
    lynn_glenmont Posts: 9,979 Member
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    Do you remember where you were the last time you saw the elephant's penis?
    And, since this is the Internet, where no one knows who anybody really is, by any chance are you an elephant?
  • Emmy360
    Emmy360 Posts: 69 Member
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    I've almost lost a newborn baby i'd like to loose a 2 month old baby horse. Hard work!
  • Livgetfit
    Livgetfit Posts: 352 Member
    edited November 2015
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    @lynn_glenmont you'd think I'd remember where I left a 60lb elephant penis but alas, no I do not.

    Incidently, this proves I am not an elephant myself because if I was I'd never have forgotten :smile:
  • Wiseandcurious
    Wiseandcurious Posts: 730 Member
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    A tire so far, but shooting for two tires and a small bale of hay... Or, a newborn calf.
  • Livgetfit
    Livgetfit Posts: 352 Member
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    UPDATE: I'm the OP & I have not lost "fats and oils an average American eats in a year" and reached my healthy weight range :-)
  • Bshmerlie
    Bshmerlie Posts: 1,026 Member
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    I've lost an Irish setter but I'd like to lose an average fashion model. That way I could say I've lost a whole other person.
  • aussie_girl_del_runner_5
    aussie_girl_del_runner_5 Posts: 303 Member
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    Livgetfit wrote: »
    UPDATE: I'm the OP & I have not lost "fats and oils an average American eats in a year" and reached my healthy weight range :-)

    Congratulations!

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