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How is the MFPer above going to die?
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Trampled by a horse and buggy due to crossing a street while texting and not paying attention in an Amish community0
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Stepped on a lego piece. Instant death!0
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fell into the shark tank at the aquarium0
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Syphilis0
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Ate too much turkey and burst a gut.0
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Stretch marks0
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Choked on a turkey bone0
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Allergic reaction to tryptophan0
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^^ I had to Google that
Slipped on a cranberry and fell out the window
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Took her own life after not being able to answer "what are you thankful for"0
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Took acid and walked into a train with her arms open wide.0
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I'll do everything in my power that you do not die. I'll fight the grim reaper off with my spfork.0
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Dies right after her protector does from a gang of thugs and rapists.0
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One too many Christmas Eves alone sent her over the edge. Literally.0
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Smallpox from infected blankets
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Lol..agreed...Michael became this centuries answer to typhoid mary
Nail gun accident...nail right through the eye0 -
A chainsaw massacre0
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sunn_lighter wrote: »was it in Texas???
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Knife juggling accident at the fair.0
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Alcoholic poisoning got finny0
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Flesh eating STD0
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Guess where I got it^^^ same 0
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