How is the MFPer above going to die?
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Mfp failed...ate herself to death.. ..sorry0
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Smothered under a pile of hot men.0
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Eaten by zombie squirrels0
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Eaten by pirhanas0
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Tried to Indiana Jones a boulder and was flattened.0
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Finally pulled the sword out of the stone, but accidentally stabbed himself.0
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Drone crashed into him while he was riding his Segway in the middle of rush hour.0
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Trampled by a horse and buggy due to crossing a street while texting and not paying attention in an Amish community0
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Stepped on a lego piece. Instant death!0
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fell into the shark tank at the aquarium0
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Syphilis0
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Ate too much turkey and burst a gut.0
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Stretch marks0
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Choked on a turkey bone0
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Allergic reaction to tryptophan0
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^^ I had to Google that
Slipped on a cranberry and fell out the window
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Took her own life after not being able to answer "what are you thankful for"0
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