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Wears a hat cause he doesn't wash his hair

He picks on redheads for fun!

Runs a mail order bride company

Recruited me to working as a mail order bride for @csbnga

Haha...now the @mre102r bit is true..
He also bought 3 other mail order brides ..

Is my love toy

Lol..enjoys being tied to my bed ...
Hmm or doesn't as the case may be..

^^^doesnt want to be my love toy

is not super awesome

Plays the Wicked Witch of the West on ice

So sad he could never talk me into a bet

Is going to lap dance for me this evening

Sucked so hard his eyes popped out

Stalks valets out of jealousy

One Christmas eve, she received a visit from three ghosts -- one from the past, one from the present, and one from the future. The next day, she went out and shoved other people out of the way to grab a cheap tv from someone else's hands, for herself. She got herself some tacos and a Christmas goose afterward, and on her way home she saw one of her employees crippled son. He was hungry, but she wouldn't give him anything. On Christmas day, she woke up and found a large lump of coal. She was quite happy about that.