We broke up because...
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She told me she was gonna dye her hair another colour
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he dyed his hair, so the carpet no longer matched the drapes0
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He didn't appreciate my fondness for neon bright colours0
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She kept dressing up as Snow White0
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Wouldn't be my prince charming
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She confused me with this guy
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He had no head..I had no face..incompatibles0
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Wouldn't look me in the eye..think he was hiding sommething0
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She had this thing sticking out of her eye and I couldn't avoid cringing!
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she ruined my underwear with her lippy!0
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She kept her panties in the tissue box0
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He stole my Bronco!0
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She framed me for stealing her bronco0
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He was a Patriot Fan!0
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Couldn't understand that CFL was superior to NFL0
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Got mad because I never even knew that Canadians played anything other than Hockey!
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Didnt like when I made Eggs Benedict only because I used Canadian bacon!0
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Ate eggs benedict in front of me and wouldn't share 0
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i asked for salmon eggs benedict0
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Was so demanding0
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she preferred the submissive type0
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All I wanted was to tie him up, such a complainer0
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i couldnt sit for a week after the last time.0
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Tied me up..and left me there for 3 days0
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Thought she was Jesus0
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Slept with our gardener Jesus 0
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He wouldn't garden himself0
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High maintenance0
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I trimmed a little close..oops sorry..that can be stitched back on .. 0
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