How is the MFPer above going to die?

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

Trying to perform a position from the karma sutra.... .it twisted something..

She fell for the wrong guy who put her through too much. She wanted head over heels and got heels over head.

Worn out from keeping all the amusement rides open.

Drank the blood of a junky....sent her nuts ..dazed and confused she wandered the night ..couldn't find her coffin..died in a blaze as the sun came up...fizzled and popped like a cracker

condom was too tight and all the pressure exploded out through his nose. giving him a brain aneurysm

Water boarding to divulge secrets gone wrong

underestimated the effects of the the cowbell
..impaled by raging bull

Learning to shave with a cut throat razor...
Somehow slit his own throat and dump himself in the river..
Im sure it was self inflicted..honest mr policeman...

Fell into a vat of acid - only her shoes were left.

Constipation

Russian roulette

Challenged someone to a game of quarters and died of alcohol poisoning

Gently in her sleep after a long happy life.

she forgot to come up for air

Rabies from rabid duck bite.

Keel hauled. He was the mate