How is the MFPer above going to die?
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Practicing with the boomerang I gave her..
It returned alright ....smack in the head0 -
She was crushed by a falling star!0
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Under me..but very very happy
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I think some angry wife put a hit on her!
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The angry wife put the hit out on the wrong woman, case of mistaken identity.0
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Couldn't handle switch hitting while in prison.0
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Killed by clowns from outer space.0
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The hounds of hades came to bring her home for themselves.0
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read the expiry date on milk wrong0
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Overestimated how much weight he could lift and got crushed by a Buick!0
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Yuck!
No spotter and the weights dropped on him during a back spasm.
Ps. You look in terrific shape.
Oops internet delay - you also look fantastic, fantastic.0 -
Ear drums bled and brain exploded from banshee0
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Stake through the heart0
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Burned at the cross :P0
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Exsanguinated0
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Fighting a gorilla0
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Died in the red room doing what he did best
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Getting left tied in the swing after I die, starving to death
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Choked to death on one of his infamous ties
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Shot for not changing her evil ways.
Feel better0 -
Stabbed for stealing a homeless mans dog0
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I was trying to stitch it back on mr policeman..I don't know how her head fell off..
What!!!that that knife isn't mine
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Reinacting the rain scene from 9 and a Half Weeks and broke her neck falling on the stairs0
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Getting too into the VIP room shenanigans
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Slipped on some oil in his red room, broke his poor sexy neck.0
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scarf got caught in the bus door as she was getting off. Bus dragged her a mile before realising what was left if her was still hanging on to the bus.0
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Had to sneeze in the middle of her sword swallowing act.0
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lock jaw! some guy took advantage of his current pic and you can imagine0
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too stunning for such.
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Choked on a bone
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