How is the MFPer above going to die?
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Choked on two!
OMG I just peed a little!
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Too funny.FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »Choked on two!
OMG I just peed a little!
Fell out of a hot air balloon
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Stuck his finger in an outlet thinking nothing would happen.0
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Eyeliner poisoning 0
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trying to snog me....beaatch im straight! how many times!!!!!! 0
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Tried to eat a chunky and was allergic to nuts0
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@moijo1 will not squeeze your boobs to see if they are real ..burst implants
@mustloseit56 over inflated penis pump...0 -
mustloseit56 wrote: »Tried to eat a chunky and was allergic to nuts
NEVER ! i love eating nuts! haha
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Tried to go Blonde and the Bleach ate thru to her Brain!0
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of shock when she realised the entertainment she hired had a 2 for 1 special.0
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of exaustion (yea i know i cant spell when tipsy lol)0
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of dehydration from the amount of sweat and messy fluids she will lose0
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Fell down the stairs.0
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Blinded when she was applying her eyeliner, turned around, tripped over a towel and split her head on the tile.0
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Freak accident at the skating Rink! Somehow got an Ice skate to the jugular!0
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The colonel approvesmustloseit56 wrote: »Tried to eat a chunky and was allergic to nuts
NEVER ! i love eating nuts! haha
Choked on a candy cane. Tis the season to be jolly
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mauled by children when he was dressed as santa0
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Ho Ho Ho
The elf fell off the shelf0 -
A Bird flew in his mouth and choked him!0
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Gets an axe out and goes Kathy Bates. I am your biggest fan.0
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I soaked oleander leaves in some milk..and put in his coffee..errrrm I mean somebody did..not me 0
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She put cyanide in her mean boss's Scotch the same bottle he regifted to her for Christmas.0
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she stepped on the wrong mental cats tail, and was sliced from her throat to her eyes.0
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he messed the one granny's girl and got stabbed in the back of the year with a spiked heel.0
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*tranny girls0
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not with a bang, but a whimper0
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of exhaustion 0
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Exhaustion too..0
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Played the Ouija board and challenged the spirits to "come and get me"0
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Fell out of a window during an exorcism0
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