We broke up because...
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he kept using my razor on his chest0
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she was too young0
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He was always trying to get me to do cardio0
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He kissed my sister.0
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She wasn't down with the menage0
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I gained 5 pounds over thanksgiving, and my 6 pack disappeared.0
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It would of been weird, he is clearly my brother from another mother... Were like twins0
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found out I was related (the forgotten 3rd twin)0
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His extended family was never ending. It was difficult to go anywhere without bumping into one of his cousins, or aunts or twins. ^shouldn't the 3rd be triplets?0
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She tried correcting one of my twins.... Its 3rd twin... don't correct me or my family0
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I was jealous of her beautiful dark hair0
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She ate the last chicken breast.0
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He kept cropping me out of all our photos. What the hell man?!
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cussed like a sailor...
what a mouth on her...
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He could wear Lime green and it looked Horrid on me!0
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Didn't support my aspirations to become an Olympic sailor0
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she thought curling was a sport0
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Had this whole harem thing happening...0
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you started wearing less and going out more.....0
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Things got to complicated.0
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He disappeared with our furniture one day0
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She sold our furniture and said it was stolen0
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she didn't appreciate my monastic lifestyle choices0
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I liked sitting on chairs. He liked sitting on the floor. I just couldn't anymore0
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Skating was her life ..no time for me0
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so my blades tore the sheets....big deal!!!!0
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She said I was a skater hater0
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monkey poop everywhere0
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He was shy..wouldn't lift the shirt0
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I made him homemade Monkey Bread and he said it tasted like *kitten*!
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