How is the MFPer above going to die?

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  • Bonny132
    Bonny132 Posts: 3,617 Member
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    Contracted Ebola at a wild Tupperware party
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
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    said chihuahuas, not knowing that that was @standenvernet's trigger word.

    when the dust cleared @standenvernet had resumed his bruce banner appearance, but all that was left of @codzworth was his watch, cell phone, and smoking ashes
  • Wiz_Joe
    Wiz_Joe Posts: 476 Member
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    Angry chicken flock
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
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    wrong place at wrong time...severe Allergic reaction to pigeon poop
  • Bonny132
    Bonny132 Posts: 3,617 Member
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    Not an allergic reaction to chicken poop but an instant anxiety attack leading to a major heart attack as the pigeons kept moving closer (the breadcrumbs @RunTimer kept spreading did not help, especially not when he collapsed spreading them all over his body)
  • Wiz_Joe
    Wiz_Joe Posts: 476 Member
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    smoked a blunt of roach poop
  • codzworth
    codzworth Posts: 33 Member
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    Probed to death by aliens
  • Wiz_Joe
    Wiz_Joe Posts: 476 Member
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    Vibration on phone while taking a selfie at age 96
  • blu_de_ville
    blu_de_ville Posts: 4,296 Member
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    Got killed for cheating in a game of go fish
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
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    Her porn addiction got the best of her!!!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Under me..with a smile on his face..heart couldn't take it .. :p
  • aladd1986
    aladd1986 Posts: 170 Member
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    What slimgirljo15 die, never!!! She will live forever
  • blu_de_ville
    blu_de_ville Posts: 4,296 Member
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    Frankenstein ripped his head off
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
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    mumbling something about 'give me liberty ...'
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Viagra OD
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
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    crushed under a heavy weight

    (sorry, i fell asleep)
  • JSurita3
    JSurita3 Posts: 10,177 Member
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    Cat hoarder....they all attacked her.
  • aladd1986
    aladd1986 Posts: 170 Member
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    Ouch that would hurt!!
    blu_de_ville wrote: »
    Frankenstein ripped his head off

    Believed in monsters and had a heart attack on Halloween when scared by a bunch of kids dressed up!
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
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    Somehow landed in a looney toons she didn't survive the anvil drop
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
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    JSurita3 wrote: »
    Cat hoarder....they all attacked her.

    cheeks cramped flashing that megawatt smile..unable to open her mouth she starved to death

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