We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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then he was an amateur0
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He was constantly on deployment and well his friends were around when he was not, so I started becoming attached to his friends and eventually took his kids and ran off with his friend.0
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he had terrible aim (you should've seen the toilet)0
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Too many poop jokes.0
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He completely forgot me0
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She got mad when I motorboarded her0
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He bruised me0
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She misunderstood when I shad "HOLD IT"0
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He got mad when I dropped his fancy fishing pole and the fishes swam off with it!0
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she was always mishandling my pole0
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Shared his pole with way too many others.0
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Insisted on safe poling.0
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of that tie (stripes?...REally!)0
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Because after 13 years together he decided he wasn't gay any more. So now hes in hardcore gay porn instead.0
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I was too stiff for her
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He was a corpse0
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She was a necrophiliac0
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She called me names just because I like the walking dead0
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Two words: zombie fetish0
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Said i was cheating on her . Trust issues0
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