How is the MFPer above going to die?

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  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
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    blow dryer in the bathtub
  • Thisnameischosen
    Thisnameischosen Posts: 2,771 Member
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    Sweeny Todd victim.
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
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    Tonka truck accident
  • Thisnameischosen
    Thisnameischosen Posts: 2,771 Member
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    Drowned by a whale
  • Thisnameischosen
    Thisnameischosen Posts: 2,771 Member
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    Eaten by moby dick.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    Two words: Hopscotch. Quicksand.
  • Cryptonomnomicon
    Cryptonomnomicon Posts: 848 Member
    edited January 2016
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    Peacefully in his sleep, not screaming in terror...like his passengers.

    I happen to have a certain fondness for existing - soda wouldn't have that lovely fizzy feeling if you were dead. Think of all the things you would miss; cartoons, music, movies, video games, art, fingernail growth, sex...well, perhaps not sex, depending on how weird your mortician is.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    A rabid Brony, stampeded underfoot at a My Little Pony convention racing for a rare Derpy collectible.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    Tiptoed through the tulips ... Land mine.
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,225 Member
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    Crazy women of MFP crushing him.....literally.
  • Thisnameischosen
    Thisnameischosen Posts: 2,771 Member
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    She was at the bottom of the @jaymvita pile on, got crushed too
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    Eats a
    Thisnameischosen wrote: »
    She was at the bottom of the @jaymvita pile on, got crushed too

    She was at the top of the pile, claimed "King of the Mountain", planted flag ... Through her foot, bled out.

    But King of he Mountain.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    Tried sword swallowing ... Didn't look up while inserting sword. Shishkebab.
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
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    zipped it up in the zipper then fainted and hit his head on the urinal
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
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    lethal injection for being the infamous Mime serial killer
  • Bonny132
    Bonny132 Posts: 3,617 Member
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    Faulty wiring, tried the new trend with baubles in his beard, decided it was not cool enough so replaced them with home made mini Christmas lights, unfortunately he was not a master electrician...
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
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    trampoline accident last words were "here hold my beer ..."
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    Attempted to break world record for eating jalapeños. Bought ghost peppers by mistake. The explosion was spectacular.
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
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    trampled by some guy running to the water fountain that ate ghost peppers
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
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    picked the wrong kind of mushrooms for his shroom juice

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